"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 174: Peter on Disney Sitcoms Not On DVD
"You know what really grinds my gears? When Disney doesn't even release their sitcoms on DVD! That is supreme bull-shit on my part. It's like someone releasing a season of Johnny Test out on DVD, and I can't tell you how horrible that show is. It's like someone puking over a pile of crap. And believe me, it doesn't smell good at all. I do have to tell that Disney does put their sitcoms on DVD, but the company doesn't even bother putting their seasons out. I mean, we're talking about shows like Austin & Ally, Liv and Maddie, Dog With A Blog, Jessie or perhaps that Good Luck Charlie show, which I do have to admit that it's waaaaay funnier than Full House. Why doesn't Disney just pull its head out of its ass and release the shows out on DVD as season boxed sets? I mean, you put shows like Phineas and Ferb and Gravity Falls out on DVD, why not the shows I've mentioned. Believe me, if you don't want a full-scale riot of kids and retarded maniacs happening, just release them on DVD! That's all we want. I don't want to envision a mass murdering happening somewhere around Walt Disney World if the complete first season of Austin & Ally doesn't come out faster. And that's why Disney not ordering their sitcoms to be released on DVD in seasons grinds my gears.
Yeah, I admit that was my main problem for sure, fat man.
Got more topics for the fatman himself to use in a later chapter? You know what to do, my fans! :D