"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 175: Peter on Fantastic Four The Movie
"You know what really grinds my gears? That f***in' piece of pigs**t known as Fantastic Four The Movie. We're talking about the 2015 movie version, just to everyone know which version of the movie I'm talking about. Of course, the movie is very different. For once, they start off as teenagers at first, but then they grow up to be superheroes after getting contaminated by some funky power source coming from a planet. And I think that was pretty much it, considering I left the theater half-way towards the movie. You wanna know why? Because I knew it was gonna f***ing suck towards the end. Why did it suck? For example, why in the holy mother of s**t-f**k is Human Torch black? I mean, it doesn't make any frickin' sense. I mean, the entire team oughta be consisted of different races. For instance, Mr. Fantastic could be Chinese, Invisible Woman could be Mexican, and I'm pretty sure Thing could be a psychotic Muslim intending on blowing America up with bad language. If Marvel did that, then this would be a movie worth seeing in theaters. But instead, it was nothing but a shake full of diarrhea, vomit, cow feces and a Justin Bieber CD blended together to make a baby. That's definitely a shake you don't want. And that's why the Fantastic Four of 2015 grinds my gears.
You know something? I think the 2005 version of the Fantastic Four was way better. I think Jessica Alba made a much hotter Invisible Woman.
So, have any more topics for Peter himself? Feedbacks are welcome! :D