"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 176: Peter on 2000
"You know what really grinds my gears? The year 2000. Everyone was afraid that the world was gonna end, all because of one tiny computer bug. How in the mother of f**k could a bug cause one entire world to end? It's like somebody trying to kill the single country of China with a spoon. It's like trying to butcher cows with a salt shaker. Everyone started pissing and s****ing their pants because of this? Would we see earthquakes, volcanoes, thunderstorms, hurricanes, and gay sex break out? I hate to see that happen for sure. But luckily, 2000 was passed and life still went on. We even survived the 2012 scare, all because Mexicans wanted the world to end. News flash, I don't know when the world's gonna end. The only way the world's gonna end is when the f***ing Chicago Cubs finally when a World Series. I really hope they don't win, because I hate those bastards. Red Sox rules all the way, which its the only reason they keep this world going. And that's why the year 2000 grinds my gears.
Sure, I guess I can toast to that, Pete. Although I think the Yankees are the ultimate team. But then again, I really don't have any favorite team whatsoever, so it's just my guess on who makes it to the World Series themselves.
Got any more topics for the fat man himself? You know what to do, fans! :D