"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 177: Peter on Undertaker
"You know what really grinds my gears? Undertaker. I know what you're thinking, 'How dare you pick on Undertaker?'. The truth is, I'm not. I respect the guy. I mean, he's a legend for the WWE. Did I mention that he once had an undefeated WrestleMania streak? I mean, he amassed 21 wins without ever being defeated. That's impressive. That was until Brock Lesnar beat his ass at WrestleMania XXX. Hey, I didn't cry when Undertaker got beat at WrestleMania. After all, records were made to be broken someday. So why does Undertaker grind my gears? Simple. He f***ing kicked Brock Lesnar in the nuts twice! I have never seen Undertaker kick someone in the beasties before. Even though it's dirty, I do have to admit it's worse than getting Tombstoned. If Undertaker were to do that to me, I'd piss on whatever grave he's sleeping. There's a reason why he's called a deadman. Because Brock Lesnar will rip him to shreds come SummerSlam. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy, folks. And that's why Undertaker grinds my gears.
Hands down, I think Brock Lesnar will tear him apart this Sunday at SummerSlam. Don't get me wrong, folks, I respect the Undertaker too. It's just a prediction I made.
So, have any more topics for Peter, himself? Feedbacks are welcome, fans! :D