"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 178: Peter on Westboro Baptist Church
"You know what really grinds my gears? The entire Westboro Baptist Church. They hate nothing but gays, politicians, football, rockstars, celebrities, Jews, babies, little kids, puppies, wrestling, America, and anything related to Mexicans, including aliens from Mars. Okay, some of them are true and some of them aren't. Who knows? I could be wrong. Whatever happened to 'love thy neighbor'? Apparently, these so called 'Christians' down at the WBC doesn't think so. As much as I respect all people of religions, no matter who they are, the people of Westboro Baptist Church all deserve to eat a pile of Satan's crotch rot, mixed with a pile of goat s**t and topped off with a side of f**k you. That's a poo-poo platter you definitely wouldn't wanna try, except for the WBC, which they deserve so much for their hatred of everybody. That kind of hatred is saved for the angry cat people. And that's why Westboro Baptist Church grinds my gears.
Stay away from them, folks.
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