"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 179: Peter on Jared Fogle
"You know what really grinds my gears? That bastard known as Jared Fogle. If you're not familiar with him, he's now the ex-spokesman for those delicious Subway sandwiches. Who rather knew he started his career in small jeans and ended his career getting in even smaller jeans? I'm telling ya, that guys knows how to love kids. And I mean, he really loves kids. Okay, what I'm saying to you people with deafness is this: JARED FOGLE LIKES TO BEAT OFF TO LITTLE KIDS! He always likes to press his subs in front of him, until a squirt of mayo comes out of it. Anyone who does that in front of the children should have their d**k cut off and feed it to Jared Fogle himself! I'll tell ya, that really grinds my gears!
I'll still eat the sandwiches though. I think they're delicious. My favorite is the Meatball Marinara, just so all of you know.
So, have any more topics for Peter, himself? Feedbacks are welcome, fans! :D