You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

181. Peter on Michael Jordan

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 181: Peter on Michael Jordan

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Michael Jordan. People say that he's the greatest basketball player of all time. Just like what Wayne Gritzky was to hockey, Richard Petty was to racing, Jackie Robinson was to baseball, and Hulk Hogan was to wrestling, Michael Jordan is the most important athlete of all time? So why the hell am I grinding my gears on someone who's a 6-time NBA Champion and Hall-of-Famer? Well, it's very simple: LeBron James can kick his ass. That's right, I'm a Cleveland Cavaliers fan. They're the only team I'll ever root for just in case if Boston can't even make it to the NBA finals. I don't care if I hate on Air Jordan, I'll go King James any other day. Plus, he ruined Hanes underwear. It's the reason why I can't even wear underwear around my pants anymore. Besides, I love going naked inside my pants. And that's why Michael Jordan grinds my gears.

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Screw you, Peter. I love Michael Jordan, and I think he's still the best.

Got any more topics for the fat man himself? Feedbacks are welcome, fans! :D