You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

182. Peter on the Twilight series

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 182: Peter on The Twilight Series

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"You know what really grinds my gears? The entire Twilight Series. That's right, we're talking about the original Twilght, New Moon and frickin' Breaking Dawn. It's about a teenager falling in love with a 110-year old vampire. Seriously? Are you frickin' kidding me? How sick is that a teenager around 16 years old falling in love with a old man? It's like one of the kids from "Full House" hooking up with, I don't know, let's say Kirk Douglas? That dude's gotta be somewhere around 200 f***ing years old! What's worse than that? She also hooks up with a werewolf! That sounds sickening enough, thinking that it's got something to do with bestiality. I'd really had more to talk about this, but thinking about those disturbing images of a teenager blowing an old dude and an animal is starting to make my d**k throw up diarrhea. Which reminds me, I'm gonna do that now. Twilight is a piece of old-man s**t blended with wolf dump and it grinds my f****ng gears. By the way, go Team Jacob.

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Well, we all know which side Peter's on despite his hate for Twilight.

Have any more topics for Peter himself? You know what to do, fans! :D