"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 183: Peter on Women's Underwear
"You know what really grinds my gears? Frickin' women's underwear. It's like men's underwear, except it ain't sexy and it's un-attractive. It's like if granny panties had grown an inch. Who in the hell is gonna get turned on by something that looks a little flabby? If you ask me, I'm a thong man. It's all about that thong-tha-thong-thong-thong. Women's underwear need to be extinct. In fact, they should have never been made in the first place. However, there is something good I will say about women's underwear. It actually makes a great fishing net. Maybe the company who makes women's underwear in the first place should make fishing nets. And it goes great with April fresh fabric smell. And that's why women's underwear grinds my gears.
Well, we all know which side Peter's on despite his hate for Twilight.
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