You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

185. Peter on Spider Man's One More Day arc

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 185: Peter on Spider-Man's One More Day

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"You know what really grinds my gears? That Spider-Man comic arc known as One More Day. You really wanna know what happens? Spider-Man's Aunt May gets her ass shot and he has to make a deal with the devil in order to save her. But it comes with a cost, though. The devil ends up erasing Spider-Man and Mary Jane's marriage. It's nothing but total unfair bulls**t! If I had to choose between marrying with a hot big-boobed wife and old dying Aunt May, I'd pull the f**king plug on that old bitch and marry Mary Jane. I don't care if what I do sends me to hell, I'd rather f**k the hot redhead than make a deal with the devil. Aunt May is nothing but the Cryptkeeper dressed in drag. If you don't know who the cryptkeeper is, then shame on you. And that's why Spider-Man's One More Day storyline grinds my gears.

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Luckily for me, I never even read that comic. Spider-Man/Mary Jane 4-LIFE!

Got more topics for the fat man himself? You know what to do, my fans! :D