You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

186. Peter on Rain

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 186: Peter on Rain

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"You know what really grinds my gears? When it f***ing rains! It's like taking a shower, except you end up getting sick and there's always a chance of dying from some sick flu. I gotta admit, I tried it once and it didn't make me any cleaner as it was. One time, I accidentally sneezed so hard on Meg, she looked like the frickin' Slimer from Ghostbusters. Rain will do that to people. Besides, the rain I prefer is the purple ninja from Mortal Kombat. He's kickass. But rain in real life is crappy. It's unavoidable than your usual STD and Herpes combined. Mix that together, and believe me, it's enough to make your p***s cringe. And that's why rain grinds my gears.

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I can't stand rain either. It's such a buzzkill.

So, have any more topics for Peter himself? Feedbacks are welcome, fans! :D