"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 187: Peter on We Bare Bears
"You know what really grinds my gears? The show We Bare Bears on Cartoon Network. It's just a grizzly bear, a polar bear and panda bear going on adventures. So far, I got nothing special to say about it, except for the fact that they're stacked together when they frickin' walk. How is Panda having to carry Grizz and Ice on his shoulders. He's like the strongest son of a bitch you could ever find? I swear, that bear can carry a frickin' house. I tried doing the same thing in real life, and I threw out my back. I had to move like a turtle for a frickin' week! So far, We Bare Bears sucks bear-y bad, and it grinds my gears. Only Winnie The Pooh is way better, and it has Tigger. That dude is higher than drugged up Michael Jordan."
Eh, I kinda like We Bare Bears myself. I'm not afraid to admit it.
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