Disclaimer: Miriam and I don't own any Naruto characters. We only own Ayame,Momo and...THE GIANT FAT UGLY GIANT FORHEADED PINK MONSTER!

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Momo: AYAME! throws shoe at Naruto

Naruto: What the hell? Believe It!

Ayame: Stop throwing the damn shoes at Naruto! Those are my shoes to throw at Sasuke!

Momo: Holy fuck it's a giant cockatoo! points at Sasuke

Sasuke: Dammit woman I am not a cockatoo!

Momo: OMG! IT TALKS! THE COCKATOO TALKS! AYAME!

Ayame: Thats Sasuke the cockatoo is sitting on his head.

Momo: NO I AM TELLING YOU THAT IS A MAGICAL PIECE OF CHEESE!

Sasuke: What the hell?

Ayame: The cheese is Gaara! points finger in air

Momo: OMG! IT'S A MONSTER! A GIANT FAT UGLY GIANT FORHEADED PINK MONSTER!

Ayame: That is still Sasuke

Momo: Sasuke you ugly beast!

Ayame: I must agree with Momo Chan slowly eating Gaara cheese aka Sasuke

Sasuke: Stop eating my Hair!

Gaara: That cheese is mine woman!

Momo: 0.o a sand monkey?

Gaara: PEACHES! starts to eat Momo

Naruto: O.o peach and cheese sandwich yummy! GIANT FAT UGLY GIANT FORHEADED PINK MONSTER COME HELP ME EAT IT!

Sakura: Me or Sasuke?

Naruto: BOTH!

Ayame: pulls human sized peach away from Naruto Momo Chan WTF?

Momo: CHEESE! attacks Gaara

Ayame: THAAT IS MY GAARA CHEESE! YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY HYPER ONE HERE!

Momo: SHUT UP BACON!

Ayame: Sakura/Sasuke/Pink thing ATTACK!

Momo: Gaara Cheese/ Naruto Ramen ATTACK THE PINK COCKATOO AND THE BACON!

Ayame: Who's a Bacon, PEACH HEAD!

Announcer: It seems that Ayame The Bacon and Momo The Peach Head have rounded up there armys of Pink Cockatoos and Naruto Ramen and Gaara Cheeses

Ayame: 0.o an old guy?

Kabuto and Kakashi: WE ARE NOT OLD!
Announcer: We leave it at that come back next time to see Kabuto and Kakashi try to beat the crap out of Bacon and Peach Head but instead get beat up by The Ino Pig