You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

188. Peter on Rusev

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 188: Peter on Rusev

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"You know what really grinds my gears? That f**king Russian crybaby named Rusev. If you don't know who he is, he was this destructive monster in WWE who lives by the mantra 'Rusev Crush'. And he went undefeated for a whole frickin' year. That was until John Cena beat his ass at WrestleMania, which is not a gay sex pun, just to let you know. He got frickin' buried from that loss. Now, Lana broke up with his ass, just to be with Dolph Ziggler, which is awesome by the way. So where's Rusev now? He's now licking his wounds with that commie lover known as Summer Rae. Lana and Ziggler deserve each other, so go cry in your vodka, Rusev. That's right, I'm a huge Zigglana shipper. You don't like that, Rusev? Well, eat my ass nice and tight. So far, Rusev grinds my gears.

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'MERICA ALL THE WAY, PETER!

Got more topics for the fatman himself? You know what to do, fans! :D