Lane cut Rory off before she ended that phrase.
"Rory, calm down, now lets sit and think of this in a calm and sensible Rory fashion. Now your Mom did come in and show the 'Now or nothing card.' Luke, well, we know that Mister Backwards Baseball Cap has a notorious temper. Now I have never actually come in contact with someone alive that has lived through giving Luke an ultimatum, but…." The expression on Rory's face was humorous to say the least.
"Oh my god Lane, he probably lost his temper because of it. They both have pretty big tempers, oh gosh this isn't good…" Rory was speaking a mile a minute, resembling Lorelai in stressful situation.
"Rory, Breath." Lane had interrupted her on account of her face was resembling a plump, red tomato. "We can't assume anything. If we come to any conclusions without every once of information, the whole situation would be even more screwed up than it already is.
"Okay, okay, I'm at least breathing, What do we do now?"
"Well, since we don't have either half of the couple, that each have halves of the story, let's just have some coffee."
Rory sighed. "Coffee, well, at least we still have something stable in our lives… Our Coffee supply."
"Oh, we're out of coffee." Lane said, trying to keep a smirk off of her face.
"Ha Ha Ha, Give me the coffee or your head." Lane broke down in laughter.
"I will agree to either." After Rory put up a great fight trying to keep a straight face, they both broke down in laughter.
Meanwhile, at Chris', Lorelai's head felt like it was being flushed in a toilet repetitively. 'Luke.' Was the only thing that was in her mind. She was in a T-shirt and shorts of Chris' and was staring at the blank TV in his living room.
"Hey, drink some coffee." Chris had entered the room with a standard, regular mug of steaming Java to give to her.
"No, I don't want it." She said in a monotone voice. Lorelai couldn't drink it. That mug looked disgusting. It wasn't a Luke's mug. It wasn't Luke's coffee. The Chris coffee smelt like vomit.
"Lore, come on drink it." That was it! Lorelai took the mug and threw the steaming drink into Chris' face. Chris felt the hotness hit his face and his hand flew to cover his burnt skin.
"Lorelai… AHHH! Hot! Shit!" Chris ran to the bathroom to cool his face.
Lorelai started to cry. She cried for all the people she hurt. She cried for Luke, Rory, April, and even Chris. She had cheated on Luke.
And that alone made her throw up all over Chris' new carpet.
Luke woke up with a horrible headache. He sat up, and it hit him. "Shit!" he yelled to no one in particular. He reached over his table by his bed and grasped the aspirin bottle. He poured two pills of the medicine into his hands. Luke got up and slowly trudged over to the cabinet, took a glass out, and filled the glass with water.
After the medicine started to take effect, he knew the Headache wasn't all about the fall. He didn't know how long he had been standing there. He had relived the whole scene between him and Lorelai, in the worst way, in his dreams. Your dreams make it all so much more true and real. Dreams like he just had, which are also called nightmares, put the whole picture into perspective. He knew. He finally knew what his real plan was.
"Do what Lorelai wanted all along." He muttered to himself.
But Luke had an even better idea. Now that he knew what he should do, he would incorporate what he wanted into what she wanted. Confusing, yes. Hard to do, definitely not. Luke had known he wanted: actual ceremony and all of the stuff Lorelai had originally wanted and planned for.
All he had to do was get the wedding planned. As soon as possible. Which would have to be in a few days.
'Place? Time? Reception? Best man ? Maid of Honor? Invites? ' Well they were easy questions.
'Place: Gazebo in the center of town. Time: Sunset tomorrow. Reception: Dragon fly, and Sookie can cater. Best Man: Jess. Maid of Honor and Bridesmaids: Rory and Lane and Sookie. Invites: tell Patty and Babette. '
Luke rushed writing this down. He would have to get this all done tonight. Th first thing to do was call Sookie so she could get people to set up for a reception and start cooking.
Luke ran down the stairs to the diner. He saw lane and Rory drinking coffee.
"Luke…" Rory started to say but was cut off.
"No Time. The wedding is tomorrow." Rory was stunned when those words left his mouth.
"Luke what are you talking about?"
"I don't care what Lorelai did last night she was mad, but I am not going to make the same mistake I made last night so I am going to make the perfect wedding, for tomorrow."
"Luke how are you going to pull a whole wedding off in less than twelve hours?" Lane asked.
"Well, I need you two to go out and buy bridesmaids dresses for yourselves and Sookie. Anything flowery. And I need you to some how convince Lorelai to come into town tomorrow. But keep her out until then. We are going to do the wedding in the square the reception at the inn. I'll ask Sookie to Cater. And could you call your grandparents?"
"Yeah but Luke…" Rory tried to protest but Luke had interrupted her again.
"No, NO, NO time. I have to go ask Sookie, I have to call Jess, I have to tell Patty, and I have to rent a tux. Oh wait I should order flowers right? And boutonnieres. Anything else? HELLO PEOPLE AM I MISSING ANYTHING ELSE?" He yelled at the diner. Everyone looked at him and an uncomfortable silence came over the diner.
"Hello! a wedding is in less than twelve hours!" Luke yelled at the diner.
As if people had assignments to carry out, they all ran out of the diner and spread through the town.
Coming up next: Rory, Luke, and the whole town scramble around to get the wedding ready. Will it be ready in time? Who's pregnant? Will Lorelai be convinced to come to the wedding and still have it be a surprise? Will Jess make it? Will sparks fly between Rory and Jess? Who is Rory gonna get together with? Is Logan gone forever? And is that hot brunette who we haven't seen in a while going to make an appearance? And where is Marty? How will this pentagon become a triangle? And who will make it up?
All these answers are soon to come! Stay tuned!