You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

191. Peter on Cat Videos

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 191: Peter on Cat Videos

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"You know what really grinds my gears? When somebody puts up a frickin' cat video on YouTube. Yeah, we all know they're cute whenever they have to reach the doorbell, chase a red light, or play f**king peekaboo with them, but do they really have to shove that kind of crap in our faces? Like I said, we all know it's cute, so quit bothering the hell out of us! You wanna know what's really funny on YouTube? Someone getting a chainsaw to the groin or perhaps someone making a milkshake with their ass. That's really funny stuff there. But cat videos is definitely not one of them, and that's why it grinds my gears.

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Tell it like it is, fat man!

Have more topics for Peter himself? You know what to do, fans! :D