You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

192. Peter on Cell Phones

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 192: Peter on Cell Phones

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Frickin' cell phones. It's a phone that's so frickin' tiny? Have you seen them lately? My hand is bigger than that son of a bitch! It's even small enough to even fit under your pocket! If you ask me, I actually prefer phones that are bigger than my hand! I don't have to sit all night having to hear "Gangnam Style" through my phone while taking a crap the size of my daughter. Because of that incident, I suffered two ruptured eardrums all because I had to hear a frickin ringtone from Korea bleed my ears all the way down to my ass! Cell Phones are nothing but Satan's butthole and it grinds my gears.

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Eh, I think they're cool, Peter. Quite an improvement.

Got more topics for the fat man himself? Feedbacks are welcome, fans! :D