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A/N: Holy mother of corn! I forgot two people! Hahahaha, I totally for got Poison Ivy's "To-Do-Man" Bane and The Mayor...what's his face, Christopher Walken in the movie, anywho, he'll be Vince McMahon, and Bayne will be Batista sound good? Good, so now, if I am forgetting anyone else give me a holla, k. Ok back to businees my loves. Thank you all so much for reviewing, you are what makes my day shine so bright :) So if you have any suggestions for anything let me know ok, ok. So I love you all and thank you sooo much for always standing behind me with all the love and support you give me, and just know that I am always here for all of you if you ever need to talk or anyhting just let me know ok, because I love you all so much KISSES! This chapter title belongs to the totally kickass band Circa Survive :D!
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Ashley sat on the large couch placed in the large livingroom flipping through channels feeling bored out of her mind. Ashley was gonna flip the channel again until someone grabbed it out of her hand, and that someone plopped right next to her and started to flip through channels like she had een doing a second ago.
"Are you kidding me?" Ashley asked with frustration.
"Nope." He answered with a smile.
"Listen Jason, I don't know if you know what manners are, but I'm a guest in this house. So, I'll take that back thank you very much." Ashley said snatching the remote from John's hand and facing the television.
John turned to face Ashley and cracked his neck and fingers.
"First of all, the name is John, not Jason. Second, I live here, so this is my televison, my remote and my house!" John said as he charged over at Ashley. "SO GIVE ME MY REMOTE!" John demanded as he grabbed the remote back from Ashley jumped on top of him and tackled him.
"Actually, that's my remote. My television, and this is my house." Randy said as he grabbed the remote that the two each had a hold of. Randy sat between the two on the couch and watched T.V. in silence.
John looked over at Ashley who had gotten up and headed for her room. John got up and followed her.
"You are so dead!" John threatend as he walked past her and ran up the stairs and into his room.
Ashley smiled and thought of a great idea. She silently crept out the back door and into the garage. Ashley's smile grew wider at the sight of the beautiful motorcycle before her.
"Well, I may as well go out with a bang!" Ashley laughed as she hopped on the shiney motorcycle.
John was sitting up in his room when I familiar sound rang through his ears.
"No, no, no!" John yelled as he ran over to his bedroom window. "ASHLEY!" John screamed as he ran out of his room at the sight of the riding of with his motorcycle.
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"JeriJoker, I said I was sorry." The man apologized.
"Sorry isn't good enough! Batman is still alive, and what did I say would happen to you if Batman lived?" The JeriJoker asked.
"Yo-you said you'd make me pay." The man stuttered.
"That's right, and how exactly do I make people pay?" He asked the terrified man.
"You-you put them in acid." The man replied.
"That's right. See you do listen. But lucky for you I'm out of acid." The man let out a heavy sigh of relief. "So I'll just have to burn you alive." The JeriJoker grabbed the man by his shirt and was about to throw him in the boiler when the sound of a whip stopped him. "Well if it isn't the women of my dreams." The Joker drooled as the sleek figure slowly approached him.
Catwoman walked over to the Joker and kneeled down to help up the fallen man who JeriJoker was about to kill.
"Thank you, thank you." The man repeated grateful that she stopped the Joker when she did.
"What the hell are you doing?" JeriJoker asked as he watched Catwoman help his victim.
"Showing you what happens when don't get the job done!" Catwoman grabbed the helpless man by the collar and threw him into the boiling water.
Everyone surrounding her watched in shock as the man's scream filled their heads. JeriJoker looked up over at her in awe.
"God, I love you!" JeriJoker said as he tried to mover closer to her. Catwoman grabbed her whip and flung it so it hit his feet.
"Take one more step and you'll be joining Mr.Screamo down there, understood?" Catwoman asked.
"Understood." The Joker said as he let out a small chuckle.
"Now, how do you plan to attempt to kill Batman this week?" Catwoman asked as she cartwheeled over to JeriJoker's thrown.
"Well I've invited a few new members to join the "I Hate Batman Club" and they all excepted." The Joker explained
Catwoman took a seat on the thrown and laid out her legs acroos the chair.
"And who might these members be?" Catwoman asked as she licked her arm.
"Well I'm glad you asked...lets me contestant number one!" The JeriJoker said. "He lives in the sewers and loves a lady with fins, he is Mick Foley but his villian name is...THE PENGUIN!" The Joker introduced gameshow style.
After a few seconds out waddled The Penguin Mick Foley. Catwoman laid back and looked slightly impressed.
"Now let's introduce contestant number two. One side of him likes to party all night long, while the other side enjoys a nice and quiet evening at home, he is Edge, but prefers to be called...TWO FACE!" JeriJoker applauded but quickly stopped when he saw his face. "Ya know, a little baby oil will clear that right up." The Joker joked as Edge motioned to hit him.
"Now let's meet bachelor number three. He enjoys long walks on the beach and loves a good riddle, he is Jeff Hardy but his villian name is...The Riddler!" The Joker yelled.
When The Riddler came out a small smile formed on her face.
"Next we have not one but two villian allies. First up we have the monster...Batista!" Batista made his way out as everyone stared at all the veines popping out of his body. Stacy leaned over and gagged at the sight of him. "And next we've got ourselves a veggiterian ladies and gentlemen. She loves plant and considers herself mother nature, she is Lita, but likes to be known as...Poison Ivy!" Lita walked out to be greeted by whistles and stares. Stacy gave a Lita a fake smile and Lita did the same.
"And last but certainly not least. He is a man who has been through many tragic obsticales including losing his wife Stephanie McMahon in a very tragic accident, so he is here today to help us destroy the man we all hate. His name is Hunter Hearst Helmsly but prefers the abbreviation Triple H. He likes to spend cold lonely nights locked in a freezer. He is a man who's heart is made of ice, no pun intended. He is...MR.FREEZE!" Everyone looked over to the entrance and awaited his arrival, but instead a breeze of ice broke through the window causing everyone to duck, and then when they looked up in slide the most talked about villian in all of WWE City, Mr.Freeze.
"I must say JeriJoker, I thought you were a dumb, talentless, worthless piece of scum..." JeriJokers face turned sad at her comments, but he waited for her to finish.
"But now you don't think I'm not those things." JeriJoker complimented himself.
"No, I still think your all of those things, and more." JeriJoker huffed in anger. "But I have to say, you definatley did a good job on this one." Catwoman complimented.
All the villians stood in a line and both JeriJoker nad Catwoman walked up and down examining each and everyone of their accomplises. When Catwoman finally got to Lita she stopped and leaned into her ear.
"Lets make one thing clear. There's only room for one bitch in this group, so you better not cross me. Am I making myself clear?" Catwoman threatened.
Lita moved back so that her face was in front of hers.
"Crystal." Lita replied with a smile.
"Good, I'm glad you and I are the same page. I have some work I need to do, I'm going to need a hand, any voulenteers?" Stacy asked
Everyone raised their hands but no one more excitedly as JeriJoker. Stacy just brushed past him and headed over to the army of villians.
"Riddler, come." Stacy picked without hesitation.
"But Sta-"
"You never say my name, ever!" Stacy snapped as she turned to JeriJoker who knew he almost made a mistake. "Just because we are all working as a team is not a good enough reason to trust eachother. Broken trust is what turned us this way in the first place!" Everyone nodded in agreement and JeriJoker put his head down in shame. "Train them while The Riddler and I scope out trouble for the night. This will be practice. I'll be back soon." Stacy turned around and walked out the door with The Riddler following closely behind her.
"You heard her, get to work! Chop, chop people, time is a virture!" JeriJoker ordered as everyone started to be trained.
The Joker walked out the door and looked down at the broken city beneath him.
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"John, why would Ashley just take your bike?" Randy asked as they drove around town trying to find her and John's precious bike.
"Because she's evil man, I'm telling you, that girl has had it out for me since day one." John explained as he kept his eyes peeled.
"So your sure that it had nothing to do with the fact that your a cocky jerk with a cocky attitude?" Randy questioned
"Man, what you call cocky I call confidence, so don't get it twisted." John replied as he still searched.
"Well whatever you say, either way, your so called "Confidence" is what got you in this mess." Randy said as he a familiar figure out of the cornor of his eye.
"There, there! There's my bike!" John yelled as he spotted it. He also spotted the blonde the thief who had a guy sucking on her face. "And she has some random guy sitting on my baby!" John yelled as he jumped out of the car.
"John, just wait!" Randy ordered but it was already too late. John had already made his presence known.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" John asked as the guy behind her looked confused.
"Calm down Jason, I just took your bike out for a little ride." Ashley answered as the guy started to kiss her neck.
"JOHN, JOHN, JOHN! My name is JOHN! Not Jason, not Jack, JOHN! Get it J.O.H.N, JOHN!" John screamed in frustration.
The guy who was kissing Ashley started to laugh hysterically at his outburst.
"And who the hell are you?" John asked
"Oh this is ummmmmm...sorry I forgot your name?" Ashley asked as the guy's smile died.
"You don't remember my name? You are a slut!" The guy said.
"What?" Ashley asked taken aback by his comment.
"Man, you just messed up." John said as he punched the guy in the face. "You never call a female a slut!" John spat on the guy who was on the floor.
"Wow! So I hope that mean your not made about the bike thing." Ashley said as she batted her eyelashes.
"You wish babe." John said
Ashley smiled but then she saw somethign come up from behind John.
"John lookout!" Ashley warned
John turned around and knocked the guy to the floor. He soon got up and attacked John from behind and Ashley tried to jump on top of him but Catwoman came from behind her and pulled her by the hair and swung her up against the wall. Catwoman kicked Ashley in the stomach repeatdly causing Ashley too scream in pain. John could hear her scream but he was too busy fighting off the orange and green freak who would'nt seem to stay on the floor.
"FIGHT, ASH, FIGHT!" John yelled for Ashley as if to incourage her.
Ashley fell to the floor and Catwoman walked over to John who was being held by The Riddler.
"Where's Batman?" Catwoman asked as she clutched his face with her claws digging inhis face.
Catwoman was confused that instead of John squirming in pain he smiled widely.
"Right behind you!" John said as he kicked her into him and continued to fight off The Riddler.
Catwoman and Batman began a series of punches and smacks. Catwoman grabbed her whip and taughnted him but Ashley came from behind her and knocked her to the floor. As soon as he saw Ashley had Catwoman under control he went over to help John. The Riddler got his cane and started to swing it all around, but John and Batman just stared at him with amusement and at the same time the two took him out with a punch to the face causing him to knock out.
Batman and John were about to walk away when an intoxicating scent made them stop and turn around to face the dark alley behind them. They waited to see the figure appear and when it did their jaws dropped at the beautiful sight. It was Poison Ivy.
"Hello boys" She greeted with a beautiful smile.
"Hi" They said in unison.
"Help!" Ashley screamed and her scream broke Batman and John's trance and when they turned to look for Ashley they saw that she was being held up by Batista. "PUT ME DOWN!" Ashley screamed with fear.
"Alfred is going to kill us if anything happens to her!" John said as he looked up at the monster.
"Us? Your the reason she left!" Randy said
Batman and John started to run after Batista but Two Face and The Penguin blocked their way.
"How many more freaks are there?" John asked insensitivly
"Freaks? I would watch the name calling if I were you, after all we have the girl." Two Face warned as he let his hand run down her leg.
John was about to attack him but was stopped by Batman.
"What do you want?" Batman asked already knowing the answer.
"Why I'm glad you asked." The JeriJoker said appearing from behind. "We want the key." JeriJoker replied.
"What key?" Batman asked unsure what he meant.
"They KEY Batman, don't play games with me." JeriJoker warned.
"I don't know what key your talking about!" Batman retorted
"Then I guess your just gonna have to be in time out untill you remember. Batista!" JeriJoker yelled for the monster.
Batista leaned down so that the JeriJoker could tell him what to do.
Catwoman was laying on the floor listening to everything that was going on. She knew nothing about a key and had no idea what was going on.
Batista put down Ashley and she ran over to John and Batman who both put an arm around her.
"I'm giving you one more chance Batman where's the key?" JeriJoker asked nicely.
"I have no idea what your talking about!" Batman said still with confusion.
"I gave you a chance Batman, now you have to pay." JeriJoker said.
JeriJoker snapped his fingers and Batista pushed the three into the dark alley that was a dead end and out of no where Mr.Freeze appeared ready to seal off the only way out of the alley.
"Wait!" Catwoman yelled.
"Oh, hello there kitten. I was wondering when you were going to wake up." The Joker smiled.
"What the hell are you doing? We never discussed this." Catwoman fumed as she approached all the villians who had went against her orders. "And what key are you jabbering about?" She asked angrily.
"The key that holds "Our" future." He replied as he pointed to all his partners.
Batista grabbed Catwoman and threw her in the alley with the other three and Mr.Freeze started to ice up the alley way.
"We could have been so happy together darling, but it's like you said, broken trust is what made us this way." JeriJoker said.
Poison Ivy stood where Mr.Freeze hadn't iced and she looked into Catwoman's eyes.
"Looks there is only room for "One" bitch in this group." Ivy mocked as Freeze iced up the last bit of escape for the four people.
Catwoman turned around to be faced with all eyes on her.
"Just because we have to work together to get out of here doesn't mean I still don't hate you!" Catwoman warned as she walked past them and to the other end of the alley.
"Villians, they always have to make their hatred known." John said
"Can we please just find a way out of her." Ashley said as she leaned up against the wall.
"As you wish princess." John said as he picked up a hammer that was laying next to the garbage can.
He started to hammer a way, but Batman stopped him.
"I have a better idea." Batman said as he took out his explosives.
"That works too." John said
"Anyone need a light." Ashley asked as she took out her lighter. Both Batman and John raised an eyebrow. "Just promise not to tell Uncle Alfred ok." Ashley smiled
They smiled and nodded and prepared to get out of there, with or without Catwoman.
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A/N: Sorry for the late update, I don't really know how to write action stories, so help me out as much as you can ok. I really appreciate all the reviews, so if you enjoy this story and want it to be continued then please, please, please review! Ok well I guess that's all I have to say and i hope that you all enjoyed this chapter and I promise to update as soon as I get the time Thanks again for the reviews and please don't forget to review this chapter too. Thanks again my little love bunnies, I love you all and untill next time SMOOCHES!