You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

194. Peter on Teddy Bears

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 194: Peter on Teddy Bears

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Those f**king teddy bears that look so cute and cuddly whenever you look at them. It's like they're hypnotizing you, asking you to buy us. Like I'm really gonna get caught in that cute bulls**t. You wanna know what's really cute: Girls. Hot beautiful girls that you can stare at, not these little s**t-colored animals that would hug you. I mean, they f***ing wipe their asses with Charmin, yet it's something I don't want to see! And that's why teddy bears, especially the ones that wipe their butts, grinds my gears!

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I agree on Peter himself. That Charmin commercial definitely haunted me for life.

Got more topics for the fatman himself? You know what to do, fans! :D