You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

195. Peter on Canadians

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 195: Peter on Canadians

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Them damn Canadians! They talk so weird, it sounds like Gonzo from The Muppets having sex with Sarah Palin. And the way they're obsessed with maple syrup, hockey, Canada Dry ginger ale, the Total Drama series on TV, and steroid-taking wrestlers is actually weird. It's like their somehow-twisted versions of American pastimes. It makes me sound so retarded. I'm pretty sure every Canadian sounds retarded right now. Get a little smarter, people of Canada. That's why you grind my gears."

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Shame on you Peter for trashing Canada. I actually like the Total Drama series to be honest.

Have more topics for Peter himself? You know what to do, fans! :D