You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

196. Peter on John Cena Revisited

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 196: Peter on John Cena Revisited

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"You know what really grinds my gears again? WWE's ass-kisser known as John Cena. I can't stand how the company decides to shove him in our faces. Yes, we all know he's a 15-time WWE Champion, a 4-time United States Champion, and not to leave out accomplished actor (take note, Trainwreck). So why does he grind my gears once more? It's simple. It reminds me of Fruity Pebbles. I don't like Fruity Pebbles! I'm a Cocoa Pebbles man myself, because you turn the milk into chocolate milk. Plus, it reminds me more like Mark Henry. I like Mark Henry. But John Cena grinds my gears."

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I don't know why people are hating on John Cena. I think he's awesome.

Got more topics for the fat man himself? Feedbacks are welcome, fans! :D