"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 198: Peter on Green Bay Packers
"You know what really grinds my gears? Those damn Green Bay Packers! Why do I hate them? It's not because they develop awesome quarterbacks like Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers. It's not because they developed one of the greatest coaches ever in the history of the sport. And it's not because they made Clay Matthews III into a household name, which I call him CM3 to be honest. So how come the Packers grinds my gears? It's simple. It's because the New England Patriots got robbed at Super Bowl 31! I still haven't gotten over the fact that Brett Favre decided to take a huge steaming crap on the Patriots! And I love my Patriots! It's a good thing he retired, otherwise I would have gotten a Packer helmet, a jersey with his number on it, roll it into a ball and shove it deep down his ass. Consider yourself lucky, Brett Favre. Maybe I should save the ass-stuffing part for that cheater, Tom Brady. And that's why the Green Bay Packers grinds my gears."
I'll tell ya, Peter definitely pissed those cheeseheads off. I wouldn't be standing here where you're are buddy. (Truth be told, I love the Packers.)
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