You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

199. Peter on Tom Brady

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

P.S.: Thanks for passing through 1,200 reviews! My thanks to you!

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Chapter 199: Peter on Tom Brady

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"You know what really grinds my gears? That motherf***in' cheater in football today, Tom Brady. Yeah, I know what you're thinking: 'How dare you pick on Tom Brady and the New England Patriots! They're your team!'. The truth is, I'm not trashing the Patriots! I mean, they are my team until the day I die. I mean, they're the frickin four-time Super Bowl Champions. So, why would I be trashing on Tom Brady? It isn't because he's got a much hotter wife. It isn't because he's good looking. And it isn't even that cheap-ass smug he displays during games. The reason he grinds my gears is this: He reminds me of the f***ing Brady Bunch. I hate the Bradys, just like I hate Tom Brady! I wish I could throw a football at him and break his f***ing nose! That way Jan Brady would quit f***ing complaining. And that's why Tom G****mn motherf***ing Brady grinds my gears!"

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If I said it before, I'll say it again: The Seahawks got robbed. Plain and simple.

Got more topics for Peter himself? Feedbacks are welcome, homies! :D