You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

201. Peter on Ice Skating

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 201: Peter on Ice Skating

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"You know what really grinds my gears? That f***ing insult known as Ice Skating. It's like walking on frickin' ice. Where these people retarded when they made this sport. All you do is slide on ice and that's frickin' it! Worse enough, you spin like like you're gonna get sick. Have you ever seen Yamaguchi, Lipinski, Kerrigan, Lysacek or Weir throw up on ice while attempting a quad axel. It's nothing but frickin' motion sickness. Ice skating should never be allowed on this earth period. I'll only enjoy it if it's hockey, because that way you can beat the s**t out of someone over a puck. Just like I plan to beat up those wussy ice-skaters. Anyway, ice skating sucks and it grinds my gears!"

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Tell it like it is, fat man.

Have more topics for Peter himself? You know what to do, bros! :D