You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

203. Peter on Hot Dogs

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 203: Peter on Hot Dogs

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Frickin' hot dogs! We're talking about someone's dog p***s on bread. And it frickin' tastes like pork. I don't think it smells like that in the first place. If you ask me, they taste like solid pink puke. That's the kind of food that the Japanese love. It's no wonder why that country always wins the hot dog eating contest every frickin year! Do yourself a favor Japan, and keep your solid pink puke in your pants. There's no need to wave it at our faces. And that's why hot dogs grinds my gears."

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You see, Peter, this is why I'm a hamburger man.

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