You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

204. Peter on the Halloween Whopper

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 204: Peter on the Halloween Whopper

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"You know what really grinds my gears? The Halloween Whopper down at Burger King. It's like a whopper, except the frickin' buns are black. Seriously, it's like someone broke into Burger King headquarters, took the sesame seed buns used to make Whoppers and rubbed them with mold. Or perhaps someone rubbed them with old charcoal that made it look black in the first place. Or better yet, it's like Whopper had gone 'blackface' on everybody. The Halloween Whopper is one racist sandwich for sure. And if I'd eaten it, there would be a whole lot of racial tension around the U.S. If that happened, there wouldn't be any hot white women sleeping with the black men down at that Brazzers website. My advice to Burger King: Stick to regular Whoppers, because the racist ungodly Halloween Whopper grinds my gears."

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Eh, I don't know, I'll try it for myself if I could.

Have any more topics for the fatman himself? You know what to do, playas!