You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

205. Peter on Dogs

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 205: Peter on Dogs

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Those f***ing annoying dogs! I mean, what the hell? They bark, they lick, and their poop smells like the inside of Rob Ford's pits. Well, not unlike Brian though, he's more of a libertarian dog. They do stuff us humans normally do, but with no pants. Did I mention about their bark. They bark so loudly, it gives you f****ng migrains! So far, I'm still on my seventh month of medication. If I keep on taking it, I'll have less chances of having brain cancer. Anyway, dogs (except Brian) are annoying and they grind my gears."

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is it weird that I never wanted a pet in the first place, yet I have four dogs?

Got more topics for Peter himself? You know what to do, my playas!