You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

207. Peter on NASCAR

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 207: Peter on NASCAR

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"You know what really grinds my gears? When you have to watch NASCAR non-stop. It's already boring having to watch cars race around a circle while getting motion sickness. So far, I've frickin' threw up for the fourth time watching Daytona 500. And it was on my wife. She smelled like beer, cheese and steak. That of course, if it was spoiled. I rather watch Double Dare because it's fun, messy and it doesn't make you throw up. NASCAR isn't fun because it just wasn't the same without Dale Earnhardt. If he saw NASCAR what it was today, I'm certain he'd throw up. May he rest in peace. Anyway, NASCAR grinds my gears."

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I agree. Earnhardt will always be the best driver ever. No doubt about it.

Got more topics for Peter himself? Feedbacks are appreciated, playas! Anyway, don't forget to wish me a happy 27th birthday! WHOO-HOO!