You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

208. Peter on Butter

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 208: Peter on Butter

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Frickin' butter. It's like taking a huge block of salt and painting it bright yellow. I'm telling you, both butter and salt are the same damn thing. At least have one or the other. You can't have both at the same thing, considering it tastes like f***in' sodium. At least we'd still have pepper. That's perhaps the only coolest condiment of them all. You can even put pepper on a frickin' baked potato! How cool is that? F**k butter and f**k salt too. They all grind my gears."

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I don't know, I like both salt and butter. Doesn't hurt me none.

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