I expect this to turn out pretty good, but I'd like some criticism, just an FYI. There. Now, back to the story. –Does Not Own "It Doesn't Matter"-
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Episode 3: It Doesn't Matter
The new Team Speed, which consisted of Sonic, Amy, and I, walked on the shores of Seaside Hill, Sonic still needing to get me back for the two pranks I just pulled, but I wasn't stupid enough to fall for them. Running ahead, a song forced its way into our heads.
Me: Well, I don't show off, don't criticize. I'm just livin' by my own feeling, I don't give in, don't compromise, 'cause I only have a steadfast heart of gold!
We ran clear past a pillar, and I nearly got floored by a pillar that you would have to duck under.
Sonic: I don't know why, I can't leave though it might be tough. But I ain't out of control, just livin' by my word! Don't ask me why, I don't need a reason. I got my way, my own way…
Sonic was beginning to catch up to me now, he was at my heels.
Chorus: It doesn't matter now what happens, I will never give up the fight! Long as the voice inside me drives me to run and fight, it doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right!
We began to come up on Seaside Hill, yet that didn't stop us from singing away.
Amy:Well, I won't look back, I don't need to. Time won't wait and I got so much to do! Where do I stop now, it's all a blur and so unclear!
Well, I don't know but I can't be wrong!
We needed to chorus again. I tripped, and muttered: "Dammit Sonic!" under my breath.
Chorus: It doesn't matter now what happens, I will never give up the fight! Long as the voice inside me drives me to run and fight, it doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right!
"One more time!" I shouted.
Chorus: It doesn't matter now what happens, I will never give up the fight! Long as the voice inside me drives me to run and fight, it doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right!"
As much as we didn't want it to, the song ended after that.
Coming up on Seaside Hill at last, we ran down a hill, but before I could reach the bottom, I tripped over a rock, sending me into a premature spindash the rest of the way, rolling straight on into a pillar.
"Ow… that… hurt…!" I said, shaking the stars away. I was dazed, but I kept on running.
After about 5 minutes of running, finally we came up on a very, very, very large platoon of Eggman's robots.
"I think we are dealing with scrap metal, times about ten thousand!" I shouted out, jumping into the center of the robots, and using a shockwave to make a clearing.
"Now what, genius? We're stuck in the middle of—" Sonic began, cut off by something extraordinary I could do.
"Ka…me…ha…me…ha!" I screamed, incurring the title of my technique, to send a large beam of blue energy, wiping out a lot of the robots. While everybody sat there stunned, even those who already knew I could pull such a remarkable feat.
"Hey, Sonic, Amy, you saw me pull that off before? By the way, there's still five hundred to go." I stated, pulling off a robot's head and crushing it.
Sonic just did homing attacks, blue streaks flying all over the place, while Amy just hit every robot she could hit with her hammer.
"Idiots… don't know when they need a Saiyan's help…" I muttered to myself, not realizing I had said it out loud. I reached for the Legendary Sword, Lumina's handle, just as they had realized what I had said.
"WHAT'D YOU SAY?" Amy roared, pointing her hammer at me. I sweatdropped, and smacked myself for ever having that dream about her.
Dammit. Why did I even dream about her like that? OH NO DAMMIT! I'm slowly falling head over heels for her. DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN! I've grown accustomed to her face. DAMN IT ALL!
"Eh… nothing." I said, whistling as though nothing was wrong as I viciously ripped off a robot's arm and whacked it to death with it. "La…la… le…lo…lu…li…"
"I could've sworn you said something…"
"I SAID NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL THAT WOULD HURT YOUR FEELINGS, b—" I said, stopping myself when I was on the last word. (A/N: Just so you know, my story self-insert was about to say beautiful.)
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I'm starting to have feelings for her! But how, when, why? Why dammit? Why? WHY? WHY?
"What was that last word you were about to say?" Sonic asked, as he spindashed through two robots.
"Oh… no… uh… I said, nothing… nothing at all, I was just mumbling to myself…" I said, fighting as hard as I could not to blush, but was losing, not too bad as a white-pink shade of pink crept its way onto my face.
"Oh really now? Then why are you blushing?"
"Hey, I'm… angry… at these… robots!" I said, trying to make it so with slashing wildly with the sword, killing almost the rest.
"Yeah… right…" said Sonic, killing one of the last few. There were five left.
I slashed two more, Amy hit one more, Sonic spindashed the last two.
"Memo to self—never scratch Sonic's back." I mumbled.
"Wait, who are those jerks at the top of that square arena?" Sonic asked pointing to three figures at the top of a square pedestal-type arena.
"One way to find out."
With that, we jumped up, or in my case floated up, to receive a true surprise…
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CCCCCCCCCCCCCCLLLLLLLLLLLLLIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Anyway, R&R, Now. Also, Time for a Preview!
Preview: Hey everyone, randommaster's story counterpart here! Well we get up there, only to see a team with Tails, Cream, and Crash on it! It gets from bad to worse when Crash brings up CPR, and I can only stand there and take insult. But wait, what the hell is this? A secret crush? All these questions and more answered on the next Sonic Heroes Mixup: Team "Fly".