"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 210: Peter on Pig Goat Banana Cricket
"You know what really grinds my gears? That irritating piece of pig-s**t known as Pig Goat Banana Cricket on Nickelodeon. I don't understand what the f**k this show is all about. I guess claiming the title, it assumes to be a show about a pig, a goat, a banana and a cricket, and they go on adventures. It's a waste of my f*****g time if you ask me. Who would want to see rejected cartoon characters from the 1930's in a cartoon that was made in the 2010's? I know I wouldn't. In fact, if I had four words for what I think should be the new title of this show, it would be called 'Bulls**t, Dogs**t, Diarrhea, F**kballs'. And that's how much I feel about the excruicating piece of s**t-puke known as Pig Goat Banana Cricket. I'll tell ya, that really grinds my gears."
To be honest, I never really saw the show either. Not my cup of tea anyway.
Have more topics for the fat man himself? You know what to do, my bros!