"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 211: Peter on Sheamus
"You know what really grinds my gears? The stupid chicken/viking hybrid from the WWE known entirely as Sheamus. When he came in the WWE, he was the spiky-haired Celtic Warrior. Now seven half-assed years later, he now looks like Foghorn Leghorn's twin brother with horribly bad facial hair. And the way he took that WWE title from Roman Reigns at Survivor Series was just f***ing bulls**t. Roman deserved that f***ing title after being screwed so damn much! That's the reason why this humanoid chicken as champion is making RAW lose viewers. The fans would rather see someone else become champion, like Roman Reigns, or Dean Ambrose, or maybe the midget kid with Down Syndrome that lives across the street. He would make a better champion than Lame-Ass anyday. Although I will give the devil it's due: Sheamus doesn't look stupid. In fact, he looks g****mn motherf***in' retarded. And that's why Sheamus grinds my motherf***in' gears."
I agree with you on that last part, Pete. Roman Reigns deserves better than this!
Anyway, got more topics for the fatman himself? You know what to do, homies! Believe that.