"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 213: Peter on Ajit Pai
"You know what really grinds my gears? Ajit Pai. He's the man who will be responsible of taking away your open and free internet such as Net Neutrality. You know what that means. Without Net Neutrality, those stupid cable f**ks will basically watch wherever you go on the web and can charge you an assload of money just for going on a single site. What kind of horses**t is that? It's like me trying to pay $100 damn bucks in order to use the toilet. It's almost like having to be charged an extra 20 damn bucks just for going on a stupid search engine. I feel like this stupid little douche with that buttugly shit-eating grin now runs things here in America now. He's even fucking worse than Donald Trump is, and Trump's hair looks like a golden retriever's ass. Ajit Pai is basically a saint compared to this guy. Imagine if Net Neutrality was gone and the only thing Ajit Pai would do whenever you decide to masturbate to some porn is charge you $100 just for blowing yourself all over the computer screen. And that's why Ajit Pai and his stupid poop-eating grin grinds my gears."
Screw Ajit Pai and his stupid ego-controlling FCC. He's the only reason why this country's gonna send us to a deep hell. And to think I hate Trump the worst. This guy will definitely take the cake if he takes our internet away like this, that ignorant bastard.
Anyway, feedbacks are more than welcome! Until next time, Warrior over and out, my gangstas!