"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 215: Peter on Songs (and Albums) Named After Bands
"You know what really grinds my gears? Songs or albums named after bands. I mean, we've frickin' got Bad Company, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Talk Talk and even worse, Living In A Box. Seriously, who in their drugged up pedophilistic mind would wanna call their band Living In A Box? While you're at it, why don't they rename their band Living in Purgatory while they're at it? Hell, even write a song about them living in an actual purgatory. And you wanna know what's worse, have that song in a self-titled album called Living In Purgatory, because that title is definitely where this piece of crap belongs. You know, this kind of thing pisses me off in which a band could have both a song AND an album named after themselves. The next thing you know, AC/DC could have a self-titled album called AC/DC and one of their songs could be titled "AC/DC"! Or maybe have that stupid buttf**k Justin Bieber name his album after himself and have a song called "Justin Bieber"! Blame Bad Company for starting this stupid trend in the first place, because whoever thought of naming their songs and albums after their own band should get their balls castrated and it's the reason why this issue really grinds my gears."
Yeah, I gotta quit taking so much hiatuses, that really grinds my gears myself.
Anyway, feel free to leave a feedback if you want until the next chapter is finished. Until next time, later homies!