"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 216: Peter on Playstation Classic
"You know what really grinds my gears? That thing coming out on December 3rd known exclusively as the Playstation Classic. Yes, it's all 20 chosen games all put into one. And to be honest about the games that were really chosen for this? There's only one thing I gotta say about this: WHAT THE F***, SONY? This is the best you could ever do? 20 games and not one of them includes such names as Crash Bandicoot, Tomb Raider, Spyro The Dragon, Ape Escape, Armored Core, Air Combat, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater and Mortal Kombat Trilogy? I call massive bulls**t on that. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love the choices on there like Final Fantasy VII, Resident Evil: Director's Cut, Metal Gear Solid, Grand Theft Auto, Syphon Filter, Rayman, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six, Twisted Metal, Tekken 3, Ridge Racer Type 4 and Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo, but who in the f**k leaves out CRASH F***ING BANDICOOT? How in the hell did that stupid Jumping Flash game get chosen over that?! That's f**king ridiculous! You know what I do in order to make the Playstation Classic really sell? Have more games on it. Sure, we'll keep the 20 games that's on this son of a bitch, but add ten more like any Crash Bandicoot game, any Tomb Raider game, any Spyro The Dragon game, any Tony Hawk's Pro Skater game, The Legend of Dragoon, CastleVania: Symphony of the Night, MediEvil, Resident Evil 2, Parappa The Rapper and Pepsiman! F**KING PEPSIMAN! Oh, and one more exception, replace Jumping Flash with f**king Final Fantasy Tactics! That game kicks your ass black and blue. Oh, and not to mention replace the original Twisted Metal with Twisted Metal 2, quite possibly the best Twisted Metal game there ever is. And that's a f**ing opinion, not just fact. Other than that, the choice of games really bums me out and not also that, it really grinds my gears. Although Final Fantasy VII's pretty good, so I'll forgive Sony for that."
I promise, this will be the last hiatus I will ever take. I'm not lying to you.
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