You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

217. Peter on WWE Crown Jewel

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 217: Peter on WWE Crown Jewel

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"You know what really grinds my gears? That atrocity I just watched called WWE Crown Jewel. It just leaves me only one thing to ask Vince McMahon: "Why?" Why in the hell could you hold this in a country full of mentally challenged people? And why in the hell did anyone watch this disaster in the first place? It shouldn't have to be watched. Hulk Hogan returning when he shouldn't have to in the first place, Shane McMahon winning the WWE World Cup and claiming he's the so-called "Best In The World", Shawn Michaels wrestling again when he SHOULD'VE stay retired, and in my mind the biggest f**k you to the fans, Brock Lesnar becoming the goddamn Universal Champion for the second time so he wouldn't have to defend it for a full f**king year. Vince, those retarded decisions are the reason why you lose fans because you don't give a damn about what they truly want. You say "The WWE listens to their fans", but you all know that it's nothing more than a stone cold lie. You only want what's good for you and your bulls**t family. Although I will forgive Shane McMahon because he leaps off of tall buildings without getting killed, there is literally no way I won't forgive you for making a decision like this. And you know what? I wouldn't forgive you anyway since you ruined Finn Balor in WWE, because I think he's a damn good wrestler that is over with the fans, yet you seem to think he isn't. Someone get your head out of your ass because you're filled with nothing more than diarrhea-ridden bulls**t. Go take a shower, stinky. Oh and the reason I regret watching WWE Crown Jewel is because Renee Young is never naked throughout the whole thing, and that's why Crown Jewel grinds my gears."

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I'm not gonna lie, watching Crown Jewel was indeed a mistake. It is the Hong Kong 97 of wrestling PPVs.

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