Goodnight Sweetheart
Copyright Paul Milligan August 2006
Chapter 1: Colette Is Done
Dang, what the heck did I just do? I must say, that was the most unpleasant night I have ever had in my entire life. It was just so...horrific. I can't get it out of my mind. Colette woke up beside me and said, "Good morning Lloyd! I must say that felt really nice. Very gentlemenlike of you." Easy for you to say Colette, I'm not the one who does nothing to make my time fun...you kinda make it boring. Colette looked in my eyes and said, "Lloyd, you think I'm boring? That's so mean!" She slaps Lloyd and says, "I never want to talk to you again!" "Ow!" Lloyd says. After the pain he feels some sort of well pain.
Lloyd awakens and sees Genis punching him and Lloyd is saying "Ow!" Genis says, "Time to wake up Lloyd!" Lloyd gets up and says, "That was a good sleep, but I'm really tired." While in truth Lloyd was wide awake. Genis smiles, and then Lloyd is beating the crap out of Genis, blood is coming out of his arm. Lloyd's saying, "Time to wake up!"
Colette walks in and says, "Lloyd stop it, he's your best friend!" Lloyd looked to Colette, the girl of who he had a dream about being the worst girl in bed EVER. Trying to avoid this event from happening in real life, Lloyd said, "Get out Colette, you have no further use here." Genis laughs.
Lloyd turns his head to Genis. "Now for you Genis." Lloyd locks the door, and throws a chair at Genis. Genis says, "Crap I left my Kendamas in the other room!" Lloyd responds, "Too bad for you, and slices him with a sword. Genis jumps out the window, 3 stories high, and said, "Ha! Half-Elves always land on their feet!"and then falls on his stomach. Well I guess part of his feet landed on the ground. Colette done, Genis done. Perfecto. Now for Sheena Oh-La-La.