See that wasn't too long. Hey there audience, it's TheAwesomeCoolJay and I'm here once again to give you another super chapter! I have recently graduated from college and now have obtain my bachelor's degree in criminal justice. Ironic, since I had a whole arc about someone in law coming to blows with Lincoln. Anyway enough of my personal life, you all want a story and dang it I'm about to give you one!
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In the cafeteria of Royal Woods Elementary, most of the kids were eating but only one could be seen resting at a table. Of course this was Lincoln Loud doing that at a table and while Clyde understood why he did this, the rest of his friends were left confused about Lincoln's actions.
"Uh Lincoln?" Rusty trying to wake his friend up, poking his head with his finger.
"Back off the million isn't worth it!" Lincoln replied as he frantically flailed his arms around.
This sudden outburst, caused his three friends to a few inches away from Lincoln. When the boy noticed his surroundings, he realized he was safe, so he calmed down and turned his attention to friends.
"Oh hey guys what's up?"
"What's up?" The orange curly haired boy simply replied. "Lincoln what was that?"
"Yeah, you're acting more ornery than Virginia when I can't get her food on time." Liam added.
"Oh that." The boy said, quickly trying to cover up his actions. "You know just some late night gaming, dealing with other players putting a bounty on me."
"At least your on the move, I got campers to deal with." Zach complaining about his experience with online gaming.
TheAwesomeCoolJay: Before we go forward, admit it, you've all camped at least once in a game.
"Speaking of bounties, you guys heard about the one about Bat Boy?"
"Oh yeah we know." Clyde answering for Lincoln, as he noticed his friend get irritated by the subject. "What about it?"
"His life must be the worst right now."
"You ain't kidding, that fella must be dealing with people on the daily." Liam agreeing with Zach.
"Still, a million dollars is a million dollars." Rusty tells them as he fantasizes about what he would do with all that money.
The two of them did agree that the money was nice, but as the three of them thought about all of that cash, Clyde turned his attention back to Lincoln. The latter returned with his down, but instead of sleeping, the only son of the Loud family grumbled at his problems.
Later that day
School was over with and Lincoln and Clyde decide to walk it home. Lincoln remembered the time he and sisters were greedy for money and how crazy things got during that incident. But this million dollar award for the unmasking of his alter ego, was worse than that.
"Clyde I'm starting to lose faith in my fans."
"Come on Lincoln, it can't be that bad." His best friend doubting the problems Lincoln faces.
"Well let me tell you about on the first day!"
Flashback: 3 days ago
While scouting out the streets from the skies, Bat Boy saw a small boy riding a bike with training wheels downhill. The higher force of gravity made his acceleration dangerously fast and it seemed like his brakes were not able to stop him. Springing into action, Bat Boy flew towards the boy and by using his clawed feet, picked the boy up by his shirt and saved him. In the end his bike crashed and wrecked in a tree, Bat Boy dropped him off by a sidewalk and landed next to him.
"Little boy how about you try to practice on more flat road next time." Bat Boy giving the young boy a lesson.
"Okay... but how can I do that with no bike?" The boy asked while pointing at his destroyed bike.
"Sorry kid, you're going to have to ask your parents for a new one."
"Or you could help me!"
As he said that, the little boy leaped forward and was able to grab Bat Boy's mask. Before he could pull, Bat Boy brought his hands up and slapped away the kid's grip on his mask.
"What you do that for?"
"Are seriously asking that?" The hero angrily replied to the boy. "What part of secret identity don't you understand?"
"Come on, with all that money I can buy more and better bikes!"
"Not so fast!" An unknown figure called out
Bat boy and the little boy turned their heads to see a young adult Caucasian man come running to the scene.
"I need that money." He tells them as he gets on his knees toward the superhero. "Bat Boy please, the only way I can get this girl to notice me is if I have the cash."
"It ain't genuine if you need money dude!"
"That boy's right, that's why I need it!" Another unknown figure said.
This next person was an elderly African American woman, who joined the three by using her walker.
"Child I'm going to need that money or do you not want a sweet woman like myself get that hip replacement surgery." The old woman said, making herself sound sadder.
"You just can't go around guilt tripping people lady!" The hero getting frustrated by the people around them.
"Can you old bags go somewhere else, the money is mine!" The kid tells them.
"Old, kid my life is just starting!" The young adult defending himself.
"And you want mine's to end, that's the problem with you young people!"
As the three of them continued to argue, Bat Boy snuck away from the group and flew away feeling very annoyed by the antics by the people.
End of Flashback
"And that was just on day one!"
"I take it back, but at least the people who have been trying to unmask you aren't fans of yours." Clyde trying to make him feel better.
"Your right, it's just been random and desperate people messing with me." Lincoln said, sounding happy. "Thanks Clyde."
"These sessions with Dr. Lopez are starting to rub off of me." The young McBride admiring the praise. "It's like she told me this one time, money doesn't change people it unmasks the…." He stops because his choice of words were not the best for the current situation.
"Should of kept that one to yourself."
"Right... so are your sisters part of this too?" The boy in glasses quickly trying to change the subject.
"I thought they were going to be a problem, but these last few days they have been quiet." He explained as he came closer to the Loud House. "And here I thought they were going to be a problem."
As they reached Lincoln's home, Clyde said his goodbyes and headed to his home. Entering his house, Lincoln saw that all of his sisters were in the living room and it looked like Lisa was talking about something.
"What's going on?" Lincoln asks as he walks over to the couch.
"Oh, Lisa is just explaining how we can unmask Bat Boy." Leni answered him.
"H-How?"
"We immobilize him!" Lisa answered happily unveiling her invention she had under a cloth. "With this."
"How does a button stop Bat Boy?" Lola questioned.
"This button will stop the humanoid bat by emitting a sound only sensitive to bat hearing."
"Will it hurt Fangs?" Lucy asked in concern for her pet.
"Will it hurt us?" Lynn asked next.
"It will be more of a stun and to answer the other question, no." The genius explained, but thought about it some more. "Although these high decibels can cause pain to human hearing, this quick blast shouldn't effect us much."
"Good to know, but how are we going to split the money?" Lori questioning their prize.
"Our odd number does bring a problem to our even number prize, but by doing the math we will all at least get $90,909!"
Hearing that all of the Loud sisters started to celebrate over such money.
"But."
The celebration quickly stopped when they heard Lisa say that.
"One of us will have to get a 1$ extra." Lisa revealed as a smug smile appeared on her face. "Don't worry siblings I will gladly take it."
"Whoa, hold up little dude who says you get it?" Luna quick to say something.
"My invention, so I should get more than all of you."
"Well I'm the oldest I should get!" The eldest sister stated.
"No way, beauty before age!" Lola beginning to argue.
"Then I should get it then!" Lana joining the chaos.
TheAwesomeCoolJay: Brings back memories don't it.
"Lincoln who do you think should... Lincoln?" The second oldest sister said noticing that her brother was gone.
The rest of the sisters took notice of Lincoln's disappearance too, but looking around they saw their front door shut, which meant the boy must of went outside.
"Well since he couldn't pay attention to this, he doesn't get the most." Luan joked as he she went back to arguing with the rest of them.
Outside of the Loud House, Lincoln actually climbed into the tree in the front yard and changed into his costume. As Bat Boy the young superhero took the skies and went on patrol, but to mainly get away from that machine.
"If they pressed that now, my secret would have been out!" Bat Boy said while flying. "There's got to be a way to stop this."
Elsewhere
Katherine Mulligan and her team were in their van driving the streets of Royal Woods. There was no big story to report, but if they couldn't find Bat Boy and unmask him, they would be out of a job. Katherine didn't have a million dollars to give and if she was find out she and her team would be out of a job, there is only one solution. If they caught and unmasked Bat Boy first they would not have to give away any money and their lie would never be discovered.
"It's been three days Katherine, if we don't find anything soon I think we should start applying at some restaurants." Todd suggested.
"Katherine Mulligan refuses to flip burgers!" The news reporter angrily replies. "We just need to keep on looking."
"We've been looking!" Stan says as he kept his eyes on the road and drove. "But it's not like the kid is going to fall from the kid."
At that vey moment, something had hit the top of their van startling everybody. The loud thud scared Stan so much that he accidentally lost control of the wheel and caused the van to go out of control. Stan grabbed the wheel and tried to adjust the vehicle, he narrowly dodged a few cars but that didn't stop them from entering Tall Timbers Park. Stan turned the wheel to avoid the tree, but that didn't stop them from heading into the lake.
TheAwesomeCoolJay: Honestly I do that too, because the tree option seems more painful... still don't crash into anything.
"Everyone okay?" Stan asked as he exited the van.
"Define okay?" Todd replied as he and Mulligan got out too.
"What hit us?" Mulligan asked as she placed her hand to her head.
"More like who, look!"
Katherine and Stan looked on the roof of the van to see what Todd was pointing at the, to their surprise they saw Bat Boy was the one who crashed on their van. Stan grabbed the boy and he and his team would soon walk out of the lake and on to dry land. Placing him down near a tree, Stan and Todd worried about the kid, while Katherine had a smile on her face.
"What happen to him?" The bald headed man wondered
A few minutes ago in the Loud House
The sisters arguing would turn to fighting and in that fight, the device Lisa fell and hit the button which made the sound go out.
Present
"Who cares, our careers are saved!" The woman tells them in a much happier tone.
"Katherine this isn't right?"
"What are you talking?"
"We wanted to save our jobs sure, but this is so wrong." Stan explained. "The little guy is probably like this because of us."
"Also, we were kind of against this." Todd told her. "Sure we save our lives but we ruin his."
"Guess Katherine Mulligan is a solo act then." She tells them as she grabs the top of Bat Boy's mask. "What's the real damage here anyway?"
The newswoman was about to pull, but suddenly the words from Stan and Todd started to mess around in her head. She was determined to pull that mask, but something kept her from doing it.
"The damages would be exposing a child and his family to unwanted attention, possibly endangering them too, and worst, not getting this kid some medical attention." Mulligan said to herself as she lot out a big sigh. "Stupid guilty conscience."
Todd and Stan applauded Katherine's good deed, which made her give them a scary looking scowl. At the same time, Bat Boy was starting to make moves, the hero placed his hand on his head and groaned at the pain he was feeling. Opening his eyes, Bat Boy saw three familiar faces he wasn't happy to see right now, but then he thought about how long he was out and if they looked under his mask.
"Don't worry Bat Boy we didn't peek." Katherine told him as she offered him a hand up. "Your secret is safe."
"What's the catch?" Bat Boy asked hesitant to accept the hand.
"No catch, I've realized what I did was wrong and I wanted to say I'm sorry."
"Apology accepted." He tells her as he now accepts that hand. "I'm sorry too, I shouldn't get so angry like that all you wanted was an interview."
"Going to be hard to do one if we don't get the van out first." Todd tells them.
Bat Boy and Katherine saw that the van was still in the lake, and it appears that dip in the lake caused their phones not to work very good. There was no way to call for help, but the attitudes change once Bat Boy walked forward.
"I'm not feeling 100% right now, so I might need some help with this." The kid hero said as walked in the water.
Todd and Stan walked forward and got ready to push the van from the front while Bat Boy was in the back ready to pull the bumper. Before he did that though, Bat Boy open the back and tossed the video camera to Mulligan. She caught it, but looked at Bat Boy wondering what she is going to do with it.
"Trust me you want to catch this on camera."
On the hero's mark, the men began pushing, and at first it was a struggle but in few seconds the van moving. They couldn't believe it, but Mulligan couldn't believe more on camera when she saw Bat Boy pulling the van out of the lake.
TheAwesomeCoolJay: The van is a cargo van and they weigh up 8,520 lbs. But to discredit Lincoln, two other guys are pushing a set load and it is easier to move things when their in the water. You guys do the math and sciene there.
Once the van was out, Mulligan still stood there surprised that the kid was that strong. She would soon snap out of it when her crew set up everything for a interview, Stan made sure the area was okay and Todd grabbed the camera from Mulligan and gave her a microphone. Now the camera had her in the shot and joining her was Bat Boy.
"So... Katherine Mulligan was it?"
"YES FINALLY... I mean yes that is correct." She said regaining her composure.
"You've decided to end this chase with me for an interview." Bat Boy making it up as he goes. "So be it, what is your question?"
"Oh um..."
Katherine didn't really think that far ahead, but thanks to Stan writing on notepad she had the perfect question to say to him.
"So Bat Boy you're protecting Royal Woods, great to hear, but we got to know how is the rest of Michigan going to be?"
That was a big question and Bat Boy didn't really have and answer for that himself. Sure he has done a few things for Royal Woods, but this place is one of the safest cities in America. To be a better hero, Bat Boy knew he had to step up to any challenge, so he made a big decision.
"The whole state of Michigan is under my protection!"
And there you go, that's the end. Really hope you all enjoyed this one cause I put a lot into this one. So fun fact, there was suppose to be a struggle in the van for Bat Boy and the news crew, but it was cut due to being unnecessary and time consuming. So big things to tell you before we get to preview for next time.
So I was debating if Lincoln should protect all of Michigan or not, but I was thinking there's crime in Michigan like a lot. No offense to anyone from Michigan, I'm going off statistics. Plus there's Detroit so yeah I got do it, on to the preview.
After his big announcement, Lincoln decides to pay an old friend a visit in the city. He reveals his secret to his friend, but why and what is that friend's reaction? I swear this friend is so obvious.
Stay tuned for next time everybody and remember to R.F.F. (Reviewing, Favoriting, Following) PEACE!