The Attachment
Disclaimer: When I own the world, I'll own Kingdom Hearts….yes.
Rant, you can ignore this: I was reading some stuff, and I came across something about the characterization of Demyx. I hope all of you guys know I over 'do' Demyx in this story (Along with The Typo), why? Because it's humor/crack fic. If this was a different genre I would have made Demyx a lot calmer, sarcastic, and way less clueless. Yes, Demyx can be very funny without him acting hyper, but it's all in the matter of opinion. This story is for fun, lighten up and don't over examine it, or any other Demyx humor/crack story. I feel better, hahaha.
Notes/introduction: I'm leaving for the UK today, and when I get back I have school. We'll see how it goes, alright? Want some quick AkuRoku? I wrote a one-shot called 'We Can Pretend'. It's not humorous, but just in case you're about to kill me since there is yet to be any true AkuRoku moments. I typed 'one-shit', why are typos coming after me? Now for the next chapter. This story has drugs, yes drugs, and some seriousness.
"What did you send him, Demyx?" Axel was so close from losing it. When he thought everything was going his way, bam! Things turn for the worst.
"Well…You guys just have to run over there and check. Maybe you'll catch him in time" Demyx smirked
"Don't think we forgot about what you did to us, Demyx. You'll get what's coming to you soon enough" Roxas and Axel ran towards Marluxia's room leaving Demyx.
"Man that was close!" Demyx yawned, he was exhausted. He made sure Roxas and Axel were out of sight, and then realized he would need to find protection against Axel and Roxas.
Roxas and Axel ran down to the hall and finally reached Marluxia's room, which happened to be near Axel's room. Roxas knocked at the door but didn't get a reply.
"Marluxia open up, it's Roxas" they waited, yet still the door did not open.
"Open up flower power, it's Axel" Axel yelled knocking at the door.
"This is useless, maybe he isn't in his room" Roxas sighed
"No, he's in there I can smell him." Axel then kicked the door, Roxas gasped then suddenly the door fell down.
"Axel!" Roxas hissed. Axel just shrugged and mumbled 'who gives a shit?'
Roxas and Axel walked into the dark room wondering where Marluxia was.
Why the hell was it so dark in here? Didn't Marluxia like sun, water, and dirt? Wait those were his pants, never mind. Axel felt something crawling up his leg, slowly wrapping itself around his leg. He felt something go past him, and heard a muffled noise.
"What the fuck…" Axel started a small flame with his finger, creating light. He looked down and saw a vine around his leg.
"Get off me you weed!" He moved his leg around, trying to get its grasp off him. When he realized something, where was Roxas?
"What brings you here Demyx?" Zexion opened the door seeing a smiling Demyx.
"Well, since you're really wise and stuff, I thought we could talk" Zexion wasn't that dumb, he knew Demyx got in trouble with Axel.
"It's Axel, isn't it?" Demyx pushed his way into Zexion's room. Zexion closed the door and sighed.
"See! You're so smart and that stuff. You've got to help me, Axel wants to kill me and I don't know why. I mean, he knows I'm playing around, right?" Demyx bit his lip
"Look, Demyx, what I sense from Axel is well, he's not the playing around type, he's a selfish bastard. He says he hates you, but if anyone else did the things you did, let's say Vexen, he would have killed them already. He puts up with your nonsense, something I could never do, do you understand?" Zexion said
"Are you saying if I was Vexen, Axel would kill me?" Demyx scratched his head
"…I give up" Zexion started to push Demyx out of his room, when he remembered about his camera.
"Wait! Zexion! I have your camera, but you'll have to do something for me" Zexion stopped pushing Demyx.
"I know you do, and you stole it, why should I do something to get it back?" he crossed his arms across his chest.
"Because…damnit just give me a place to stay so I won't die tonight!" Demyx begged
"…no, now give me my camera" Zexion growled
"Then I'll show people what the camera has on it!" Demyx screamed
Zexion froze, and Demyx swore he saw a blush. Then she shook his head and regained his cold demeanor.
"Then I'll tell Axel what I sense from you, besides annoyance" Demyx's jaw dropped while Zexion smirked. Demyx wasn't confused at all; he knew exactly what Zexion meant. Zexion wouldn't dare tell, would he?
"Marluxia, your weeds have gone crazy!" Axel finally torched the vine that had been wrapped around his leg. He began walking again, why did this room seem so big?
Soon the lights turned on, and Axel saw Marluxia sitting on a very large flower.
"Hello Axel, I see Demyx told you about the e-mail?" Marluxia walked over to Axel and sighed.
"Where is Roxas?" Axel asked
"He's fine Axel, don't worry about your boy toy" Marluxia sneered
"Shut up. Now what did Demyx send you?" Marluxia frowned
"You are no fun at all, you know that? Fine, fine. Demyx sent me another picture of you and Roxas. He thinks I get some amassment from that, I truly don't. I'm guessing it was taken while you two were passed out at dinner. Now you must do something for me, if you don't I'll show it to everyone"
Axel sighed, not again. Why was everyone blackmailing him? Did he really deserve this? Okay maybe he did, maybe karma finally came around.
"What is it?" Marluxia smirked
"Well you see, I found this plant, but I need fire for its properties to work correctly, that's why I need you." Axel nodded, it seemed simple.
"Fine, show me this plant" Marluxia walked over to a closet and brought out a plant.
"Meet Mary Jane, Axel"
Demyx was in his room, what was taking Axel so long? Marluxia promised he wouldn't hurt him, too much. He sighed, he didn't mean for things to get this out of hand. He just wished Axel found the same humor he found in his pranks. He felt closer to Axel when he did these pranks, err, that didn't sound right Demyx blushed. Ever since Roxas came along Axel had been so mean to him. Roxas was changing Axel, and it wasn't fair. He sighed, was he really jealous of Roxas? That was so stupid, he was stronger, better looking, cuter, smarter, okay maybe not smarter, but he was WAY better than Roxas. Roxas just caused problems and ruined everything. Demyx looked at the clock, and it had been far too long. Axel should have killed him by now with the help of Roxas. What was going on?
"…so I was standing there" giggles were heard around the room, and the air was thick and foggy.
"Yah, you were standing Roxy-Poxy" Axel giggled
"I forgot haha! What a great story!" Roxas started laughing hysterically; Axel giggled and laid his body on the ground.
"Roxasssssss" Axel sang
"Axeeeeeeel" Roxas sang back
"I like saying your nameeeeeeee" Axel turned a shade of red and dragged Roxas to the floor.
"Axel are you going to rapeeeeee meeeeeee?" Roxas giggled
"It isn't rape if it is willing Roxassssssss" They both laughed and faced each other.
"You are sooooooo right Axel" Roxas blushed and puckered his lips
"You look silly Roxas! Like a fishy-fish. Roxas is a fish!" Axel burst into a fit of laughter
Roxas squished Axel's cheeks, or lack of, together and giggled.
"Now Axel is a fishy-fish! Fish, fish, fish!" They both laughed. They laid on the floor, and the Roxas slowly made his way on top of Axe, still giggling.
"All right you two, it seems like you had enough fun for tonight" Marluxia picked up Roxas and made him stand on his own. Marluxia never realized how strong this breed was, and maybe shouldn't have given some to Roxas and Axel to try.
"Axel…save me! The flower man is going to take me away!" Roxas cried
Marluxia rolled his eyes and made one of his vines wrap Roxas' body to restrain him.
"Roxas is a fishy-fish, now Roxas is sushi-sushi" Axel still had no idea what was going on, when he suddenly realized he was upside down.
"Hey, I'm on the ceiling" Axel blinked
"Yes, you are. Now the effects should wear off in about an hour. I better knock you two guys out." Marluxia walked over to Roxas and sprayed him something, making him slowly pass out, then did the same to Axel. Marluxia went to his bathroom, hoping he could find something to hurry up the de-tox process.
"Axel…! I'm sorry Axel I should have never let Marluxia get his hands on you!" Demyx ran into the room, and then stopped. Why was the room so cloudy? Then he felt something wrap around his leg, and flip him upside down.
"Ahh what the fuck?" Demyx moaned
Wait, was that Axel and Roxas next to him? Why were they both passed out? Why were they wrapped up in a bunch of vines?
"I'm going to get tentacle raped!" Demyx cried trying to break free of the vine.
Note: Hope you guys liked it, now Demyx is getting his taste of his own medicine. Next chapter will be very long, I promise! Sorry if there are typos and such, it's late and I really wanted to post this chapter. ;c