Sigh. Updates have been really hard to do for me, as the document manager has been down. A LOT. So here's my chapter 8.
Colette's a real jerk in this one. Please R&R though. This chapter uses a lot of use of the word bh, so you have been warned.
Chapter 8: Goodness and Love will Always Win
Lloyd walked in the room holding hands with Sheena. Sheena was really happy. Lloyd said, "Whats wrong with you, I thought you could take more than one helping of Genis's lemonade!" Sheena laughed, and said, "Lemonade. Made. With. Alcohol. Not. Water. HEHE!" Lloyd translated, "Sheena you are drunk." Sheena smiled, and jumped on the bed, and Lloyd followed, and Sheena wrapped her legs around Lloyd's waist. Lloyd wanted this to happen. A lot. But he wanted it to happen under Sheena's free will, not because she was drunk. So Lloyd had an idea. (A/N this is where an attentive mark would pop over Lloyd's head) Lloyd smiled and put his lips on Sheena's but instead of blowing into her mouth, he was using his lungs in order to pull the alcohol out of her system. And so he did. Heh, thought Lloyd. Guess being raised with dwarven tactics does work sometimes. Sheena came to. "Lloyd, I...um...wanted to apologize."
"I was so mean, when you needed me most, I was encased in crystal. I swore to be by your side forever, and I betrayed your trust. I'm sorry. I hope you can forgive me." Lloyd smiled and said, "I can't." Sheena had a surprised look on her face. "What?" Lloyd replied, "I can't stay mad at you Sheena. I love you. And I've been waiting my entire life for what I'm going to say right now." He pulled out his Flamberge, and put his hand into its sheath. Lloyd felt around, and pulled out a ring, with a purple gemstone. Sheena was amazed. Is he going to do what I think he's going to do?
"Sheena Fujibayashi. Will you...AHHHHHH!" Lloyd screamed, and Sheena turned around. There was Colette, and she had just sent Angel Feathers at Lloyd, injuring him. What a bitch. "Lloyd, you can't propose to her. I found you first, and this bitch can't just walk away and take you into her pathetic arms. I love you Lloyd, can't you see that?" Lloyd looked on his bed, and saw his Flamberge, his only weapon, and he couldn't use it. Sheena would have to do this for him. He nodded at Sheena, and Sheena stood up and smiled. "YOU FILTHY BITCH! HOW DARE YOU HURT MY BOYFRIEND! I SHALL MAKE YOU PAY!" Colette laughed, pulled out her petit wings and said, "Let Lloyd spend the night with me in my bed, and I'll forgive you." Sheena flinched at the thought and said, "NEVER! GO BACK TO ZELOS!" and withdrew her Vorpal Sword, a Christmas present from Lloyd. "DIE BITCH!" Colette smiled. And so the fight began.
"EVIL EYE! APOCOLYPSE! NEBILIM! FAFNIR! DISASTER! GATES OF HELL! HEART OF CHAOS! SOUL EATER! DIABLOS!" With that the Devil's Arms came from the ground and englulfed Colette in a mysterious light. Colette's Arms turned into swords, her feet into claws, her chest into a tunic with an eye looking out, her shoulders into spikes, her head into a fiery blaze. Horns grew from it, and Colette rushed in, and swung Diablos at Sheena, injuring her. Sheena gasped, and pulled Lloyd up and chucked his Flamberge and Colette, missing her. Then she threw the Vorpal Sword, missing her as well. Sheena then chucked Lloyd into the wall where the two swords lay, in order for him to obtain both of them.
In a weird motion, Origin's voice came forth and he said, "May the two pieces become one." The Eternal Sword then appeared, and turned the Devil's Arms into dust. Colette fell to the ground, and spoke, "I...loved...you...Lloyd...and...this bitch took...you away." She then exploded into a pile of blood, and then the blood was absorbed into the ground, forming a tree of peace. From all bad must come good. Then Lloyd asked, "How did you do it?" Sheena laughed. "Goodness and love will always win."
How was it? Colette was a real bitch wasn't she? R&R!