(Author's Note) Me and my friend up with simthing like this a while ago, and while I was on holiday I found it funny to adapt it to Bleach. Oh yeah I do not own Ichigo, Rukia or any other characters contained within this fan fiction. R&R! (Author's Note)
"Ichigo! How do you open this?"
"Seriously, I showed you how to do this ages ago…" Ichigo sighed, "Look; you just put the tube in through the foil hole on the top and then suck it through…I mean if Kon can do it then you should be able to…"
"Be quiet! Leave Nee-san alone! She can't help it if she can't figure out what, in my brilliance, can d-ack!" Rukia picked up the Lion plushie and carried him out of the kitchen, to perfom whatever unspeackable punishment she had in mind for the toy with the king sized mouth. Renji burst out in fits of laughter, so much so that he almost fell out of his chair, Ichigo merely grined.
"I can't believe she fell for that!" the red haired Shinigami gasped. "I mean sucking it out through the straw…that was genius, how'd you come up with it Strawberry?" Ichigo scowled at the nickname.
"Don't call me that! Just pay up, you owe my 10000 yen."
"Fine, fine…" Renji reached for his wallet and gave him the money, "it was worth every yen! Ah man, I'm gonna be laughing about this for weeks…" Renji got up. "Well I'd better be going, Urahara said he wanted me to clean the yard before dinner. Later, Strawberry." Ichigo resisted the temptation to yell him as he left. He then walk up to his room where Rukia was waiting. She fixed her big dark eyes on him.
"He fall for it?"
"Hook, line and sinker." Ichigo held up the money and grined.
"That's great!" Kon was underneath Rukia's foot, pressed hard against the floor, "but why'd you have to stand on me? I was only helping…"
"Because you made me look like I was inferior to you, which is something I will not stand for!" Ichigo winced as Rukia slammed her other foot down on his head. He walked over and handed Rukia 5000 yen.