In this random fiction will be a fight between…..just read the title

I am poor and don't own Super Mario or Tales of Symphonia or anything else except the announcer

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Chapter 1 Lloyd vs. Mario

"Hi folks this is Josh Mahovich and today we have quite a battle up ahead. It will be the good guys from Super Mario and the good guys from Tales of Symphonia fighting tonight." The crazy guy pretending to be the announcer said.

"Damn it. How the hell did you get in here? Did you just do the introduction?...You son of a bitch GET OUT!" Said the real Josh Mahovich

"EVIL!" The crazy fool said pointing at Josh. "ANTI-CHRIST I AM THE ONE TRUE ANNOUNCER!"

"…No you're not. You just haven't taken your pills today. Now go take your pills or ill call security. Well? Are you going to move?" The crazy guy leaves mumbling something. "Ok lets just get this show on the road I haven't had my coffee yet so lets begin this. In our first match we have the Italian plumber in red MARIO! Then half of the people in the stand cheers and Mario stands up and finishes his pizza. And on the other side of the room is a guy in a red shirt and has black overalls and two swords the Eternal Swordsman LLOYD! The other half of the crowd gets up and cheers." Okay the introductions are over let this fight start…. And I want some coffee."

Lloyd starts by charging at Mario and does a sonic thrust but, Mario jumps up and avoids the blade and kicks Lloyd in the face knocking him a few feet back and then he trips and falls. Before he can get up Mario does a ground pound on him breaking Lloyd in half and blood gushes everywhere. Then you hear two girls one blond one black haired scream "LLOYD NOOOO!" "Where the hell did that come from? Anyway… that was an incredibly short fight and who would have thought the fat Italian plumber would win?" Then "Salt Shaker" starts to play(Salt Shaker is By Ying-Yang twins DO NOT SUE) and Mario starts to break dance. "Where the hell is that music coming from?" asked the announcer. Then Everyone in the stadium shouts "MAKE IT STOP PLEASE!" Then Mario suddenly gets a sword through his stomach and the music stops.. "What the fuck just happened? Well it appears Lloyd is back from purgatory or hell or wherever he went." Mario is on the floor in a pool of blood. "What-a-the fuck-a? How in the hell-a did you-a come-a back?" Mario asked Lloyd raises his right hand and there is a ring. "This ring will raise me from the dead sometimes." Lloyd answered. Then Lloyd raises his sword in his left hand and cuts Mario's head off and blood squirts everywhere.

"This is just weird. First Lloyd is dead now its Mario this is just crazy." Then Lloyd walking to the bench where his friends are suddenly catches on fire and he starts to roll around on the ground to put the flames out and eventually he does then he stands up to see Mario with a white shirt and red overalls. "How? I cut your head off." Lloyd said with an uncertainty in his voice. "I had an extra man." Mario replied. There is an eerie silence for ten minutes. "What is an extra man?" More eerie silence. "Well….its-a hard to explain." Everyone falls down in shock. "……Well this is an odd day I hope it ends soon."

Then the fight starts again. Lloyd does a Fierce Demon Fang which Mario avoids by jumping over it onto Lloyds swords kicking one away then kicking Lloyd in the face knocking him back a few feet. Then they charge at each other Lloyd does a thrust with his one sword. Mario Sidesteps this attack Then Lloyd turns the blade towards Mario and Does a Horizontal slash cutting Mario in two. Then to Finish Him off he does a Demon Fang and Mario disappears into oblivion. "Whoa…I did not see that coming. Well Ladies and Gentlemen we have are winner Lloyd Irving …. Or is it Lloyd Aurion.. Hmmm…. Oh well See you in our next bout Colette versus Princess Peach. Goodnight. or Good Morning." Finished the announcer. Then Lloyd Enjoyed the praise he got from the audience.

Yay the end Please review. Flames are welcome. Now I'm going to play Resident Evil 4.

Disclaimer: He doesn't own Resident Evil 4 Capcom does.

Yes it finally has good camera angles. It is a miracle. Normally their Capcom games have bad camera angles.