Me: Arrrrr My title was supposed to be Super Mario vs. Tales of Symphonia (the Good guys) an I don't have my unhappy face guy in my intro. I'm so miserable.
Raine: Why are you miserable? Don't tell me those are the only two reasons.
Me: No its because I have a cold.. IN THE MIDDLE OF MUFKIN SUMMER! And I have a mumble mumble whisper
Raine: What's Mufkin and what was that last part?
Me: The last part is unimportant to you and Mufkin means Mother Fuckin.
Raine: You said a bad word time for PUNISHMENT
Leon: Thesarcastic does not own Tales of Symphonia or the resident evil series
Me: Hurry! Leon Shoot her! ... Wait don't Raine if you hit me ill pair you up with Zelos
Raine: Gasp! You wouldn't
Me: TIME FOR CHAP 2!
Chapter 2 Peach vs. Colette
"Hello Folks this is your host Josh Mahovich. In today's battle it will be between Princess Peach and Colette. This should be an interesting battle. Hmm…. Oh sorry about that, dirty thoughts…ummm today is going to be awesome? …. Whatever lets just get the match started. On my left is a woman who gets kidnapped every weekend Princess peach." Half the crowd applauds Peach." And on the other side is Colette" Other half of the crowd applauds. "if your wondering why I'm not enthusiastic its because I'm sleep deprived and have no coffee." Then a bald guy in a black suit with shades on walks in. "Uh huh...Ok…WHAT! SWEET!" The host grabs a camera and bolts out a door and looks towards a T.V Screen. He starts to record what's on the screen. It was Porn. (A/N A friend told me he did this in a class that he turned a porn channel on in school.) "Sir we should fix this uh…problem." The guy in the stylish black suit said. "Alright turn it off in five minutes or fix it or what ever." Five minutes later the screens show the battle arena and Peach and Colette.
"Fight starts…NOW" Colette and Peach jump up about to strike one another when Colette trips over a passing bird and falls to the ground.(yes their in mid air) Peach not having a target to strike crashes into a nearby wall. Then Colette Starts going on an "I'm Sorry" Spree. About one hour and one-thousand "I'm Sorrys" Later Peach has a gun to her head and pulls the trigger. But the gun wasn't loaded. The audience and host cant hear Colette because of sound proof windows. Four hours and One billion one hundred and forty three million nine hundred and eighty four thousand eight hundred and fifty four "I'm Sorrys" Later Peach lost her sanity and her eye twitches uncontrollably. Then Peach starts to mutter awful words then satanic words. Then in a flash Peach's arm is in Colette's chest. Her white glove stained with blood and blood spattered across Peach's pink dress. Then she ripped out Colette's heart and ate it. Blood was all over the place and Peach was soaked in it. " Good God…..What we have witnessed hear folks is a lose of sanity due to Colette being annoying….or she had a bad high…either way pretty gruesome. Well in our next battle We have…the name is crossed out all I can read is that it is a mystery person versus Zelos Wilder... Hmm see ya next time folks….Bob call the Looney hospital."
Me: Second chapter done and my wooden sword is done too. Well Review. And I'm sorry for the short chapter. Until Next time.