Me: Well I finally made chap 3

Raine: What took so long?

Me: My computer broke that's why it took so long.

Raine: Whatever

Me:.. Someone do the disclaimer k? coughrainesanazicough

Apple pie: Thesarcastic doesn't own Tales of Symphonia

Me: now im hungry DAMN!

Chapter 3 ? vs. Zelos Wilder

"Hello this is Bill Steel and I will be filling in for Josh Mahovich. He has the flu or some shit like that." The crowd gasps as the fourteen year old curses. "What? Well whatever im gonna keep talking like this till this damned fight is over." He then picks up a paper and reads it. "Well it appears someone crossed out Zelos' opponent's name. Huh well lets get this started. On my right is a girly fag in red hair Zelos Wilder." Girls in the stands shout "He am not gay!" To respond to this the host says "… Take a language class to learn how to speak properly ya illiterate fools. There was silence. "Okay continuing on. On my left there is a mysterious asshole that stays anonymous." Then out of a door Dr. Mario comes out. Surprised by this Lloyd stands up and points at Dr. Mario. "But…But I but I killed you!" To which Dr. Mario Replies "You Killed a ma cousin you ass-a-hole." There is an "oh" ringing through out the crowd. "Well whatever Sheena come on lets go I got a room rented for us in a hotel." Lloyd and Sheena Walk away out through the door. Then suddenly Zelos gasps. "NOOOOOOOOO well whatever" Replies the half shocked half not caring Zelos.

"One…..Two…..Three FIGHT!" Zelos unsheathes Excalibur and Dr. Mario pulls out pills. "What are you gonna do with Pills? Get me high?" Inquires Zelos "Just-a-you-a-wait" says the Doctor. Zelos charges at Dr. (is what I shall call Dr. Mario cause im to lazy to say Dr. Mario.) Zelos does a sonic thrust which Dr Jumps up and kicks Zelos in the teeth.( Square in the teeth fyi) Zelos jumps back and spits out a tooth and cries. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" The glass everywhere breaks and people everywhere are cut but not seriously Zelos enters super pissed mode and charges at Dr doing a battle cry. Dr Mario sees his chance and throws an ecstasy pill in Zelos' mouth which Zelos swallows. "What the hell was that?" Two minutes later Zelos is high and he is all you know ecstasy mode like poking makes him like horny or something (Middle School is a fun place to learn but not from EXP) So Dr Grabs Zelos by the arm and he's all like moaning and Dr takes him to the Top of the arena which is like 23 stories high. Then he throws Zelos off the End of the building. Dr Mario turns around acting like he won.

The Tumbling Zelos snaps out of his high and makes his wings appear. Then flys up higher than the building and then dives towards Mario with Excalibur thrusting towards Dr. Mario's Flesh. Dr did not see this coming and was impaled through the heart and died three seconds later. Zelos Sheaths the bloody Excalibur sword. Then Flies away. "Well there you have it folks a Zelos Victory as for the next battle we are deciding who to use. So tune in next time until then Bye."

Me: Well its over.

Raine: finally and I have a question.

Me: Shoot

Raine Why don't I quit?

Me: if you do ill print this picture of you with another girl in a magazine.

Raine: H-H-How did you get that? Well the people will know I was experimenting because I am an archaeologist.

Me: Then explain this Picture of you with Lloyd

Raine: …you win

Me: of Course and readers give me an idea of who to use in the next battle plz.