Chap 3:
Me: OMG! It's been way to long!
Kratos: …
Me: My comp got pwned and I was turned into a zombie so I couldn't write!
Kratos…
Me: Speak or I'll kill you in the most horrid way ever!
Kratos: How so?
Me: I'll put you in a room full of Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Kratos: …did you spell that right?
Me: I think so …well without further a due I present Chapter 3!
Chapter 4: Link vs. Kratos
"Hello Folks and welcome to the exciting Third Battle of this awesome show!" Said the eccentric host Fred Leery "In case your wondering where the old Host is he is umm… taking care of a problem with his life." Then a hobo threw a trash can at a dog a couple hundred miles away from the coliseum." Well in the North eastern corner is the Hero of Time Link!" Half the Crowd Goes Wild and the cheering is so loud God got pissed because he couldn't watch football. "And in Teh other corner is the angel of Cruxis Kratos Aurion!" Other half of the crowd goes wild and then Jesus is pissed because he can't watch Hockey. "Now Approach the center and shake hands then draw your weapons" Kratos and Link Both stand up and go to the center and shake hands then draw their weapons. "Now……FIGHT!" Both Link and Kratos Jump Back then charge at each other. The swords clang against each others shields then the swords connect then they try to strike each other with theirs shields. The shields hit each other then the noise echoes. They both jump back again but now link is wielding the Biggoron Sword. Kratos' wings flare then he fly's straight at Link While Link Charges up a spin attack. Kratos Does a horizontal slash and Link Releases his spin attack.
Kratos' Sword Got knocked out of his hands and land about 12 meters away. Link Pulls out his Longshot and shoots it at Kratos' sword The Longshot connects with the sword and brings it back to Link. Link Puts away the Biggoron Sword and wields Kratos' Blade. Kratos' Wings flare up and he floats an inch in the air waving his hand around While Link charges at him. Kratos Casts Judgment and it looks like link is toast. Then out of the cloud of dust a beam shines out and hits Kratos square in the chest. The dust Clears and Link is standing with his Mirror Shield in his hands with Kratos' sword at his side. Kratos Got knocked to the ground and has the wind knocked out of him so he is struggling to get back up. When Link kicks Kratos' Sword and it is spinning in the air towards Kratos. The sword hurling towards the breathless Angel of Cruxis Misses his head but his sword arm has a deep Gash on it so now he can't wield his blade that well. Link Advances towards Kratos and pulls out his bow and arrow. Kratos struggles to get on his feet and he flies above in the air than floats on the other side of the ring casting a healing spell. Link Fires the arrow at Kratos But misses. Kratos has been healed slightly so he flies at an incredible to grab his sword. His arm is stretched out trying to grab it His fingertips are at the hilt when a boomerang knocks his hand out of the way. Kratos loses his control in flight and hits the ground and rolls around onto his feet to get his sword. He lunges at it and grabs his sword. Then He stands up straight and faces Link. They Both Charge at each other Kratos does a thrust attack and Link Does Dark links move by Jumping on his sword dancing then stabs him through the heart. (A/N Sorry it was required.) Link takes his sword out of Kratos' chest then jumps down and walks away as the victor of this battle just as a medical team come in to treat Kratos." Wow what an amazing battle! That was really fun to watch!" Says our eccentric host "Well that's all till next time See ya till then" are the last words. He says.
ThatAuthorGuy: Yays I'm done.
Kratos: Why do I lose?
Me: Cause you suck!
Kratos: How So?
Me: Your ending was horrid "As long as an angel of cruxis is here…"Blah blah blah what about Yuan?
Kratos: What about him?
Me: WHY DIDN'T HE HAVE TO LEAVE TO?
Kratos: Cause he signed a contract
Me:… Well folks Review and spam me on AIM my S/N is There isnosanity BYE BYE!
