Hello again everyone! This is the 3rd and hopefully final chapter of this fic, heh. Wow. I'm surprised I'm writing again already. But what can I do, I was bored in History, bored in Math, bored in Chemistry, and bored in Literature. Romeo and Juliet should be banned. But I'm digressing again.

I found out that symbols like percent don't show up. Gah.(makes ugly face)

If I owned PoT, AtobeKabaji yaoi would be banned because Kabaji is UGLY. If I owned LOTR, Haldir would not die but survive to see the age of nose jobs.

Unmarried Bliss

"SHINJI?"

"It's 'His Highness Shinji'. Honestly, just because the war is over everyone forgets all I have done to help them. Everyone now is so ungrateful to their benefactors, the world is becoming a more and more horrible place to live in, I don't know why I continue to let people show me such disrespect. Even my family never showed me any courtesy, they never let me have my private space. If it wasn't barging into my room at 5 in the morning to borrow makeup then it was banging on the bathroom door yelling at me to hurry up...(continues)"

"This is outrageous. I know he is the ruler of Lothlorien but why would this make him any more important than Oresama? Oresama was the ruler over legions of orcs, uruk-hai and berserkers. Surely you do not mean to say this Highness Shinji is in any way of higher rank than Oresama?"

"Atobe, shut it. You were the one who started the entire war in the first place. No one asked you to go make an evil ring. Or to inscribe 'Oresama will one day rule the world', either. It's more than enough that you run around shouting it to anyone who'll listen." It would seem that Yuushi had had enough Atobe to last him a very long time. (no hidden meanings)

Tezuka stood up to call for order before a massive food fight was started. (A/N. Honestly, anyone who didn't know would think this was a courthouse scene.) "We have come here as friends, not to fight. The war is over. It should not start again." Very Tezuka-ish. And Fuji just did what he did best. He sat and smiled.

Finally, the feast was started, and everyone was glad for it after the long tiring journey they had all experienced. An onlooker might have seen this as a display of all the different kinds of table manners available in the world. From Momo, who represented the 'has not eaten since the beginning of time' category, right up to Atobe, who stood for the 'should learn to live on something other than foie gras and caviar' category.

Our amazing array of people, as you can see, also serves to show you the various sorts of dressing you can find in Middle-Earth. If you will look at Fuji, that is the popular wear often adopted by the ladies of the house, very elegant and dignified. Then, take a look at the four small ones. This is Middle-Earth's most commonly seen travel wear, accompanied by the brown cloak and boots. Pay no heed to the one who is currently snoring gently with his face planted in the jelly. His is the typical dressing of most aristocrats in this area, only it has been grossly defaced by the fact that he fell off his horse due to the irresistible desire to quench his thirst for sleep.

About an hour later...

"Brother, did you have to give him quite so much wine? He's obviously suffering from too much alcohol."

"Yuuta, I know you are still queasy about people expressing their affections for you, but it's about time you found yourself a friend."

"I don't know if I want him for that kind of friend...He might try to attack you for taking Tezuka away." Staring at the now-asleep Mizuki who had been hitting on him earlier, Yuuta was pretty sure he didn't want this one for a boyfriend. He was...freaky. But soon he didn't have time to worry about that, as he tried desperately to fend off his older brother from smothering him in a hug for worrying about his safety.

Looking at the overall scene of the area, it rather resembled a relatively high-class bar. Some, like Mizuki, were dead drunk, and others, namely Yuushi, were amusedly watching Momo and Eiji had started the inevitable food fight, which succeeded in waking Jirou up. When all other methods have failed, it is the simplest things, after all. Said ruler of Rohan was now in a very un-dignified situation, covered in sticky purple jelly and mashed potatoes, taking aim with a hunk of turkey he had in hand. "Wake up, Mizuki, this is a lot of fun! You should come join in too...ow!" Ah, how the tables are turned. Then there was Inui trying to make people drink his juice despite the ban, and even the brooding one all bars must have. Ryoma was off sulking over something or other in a corner, drinking a glass of juice (no, not Inui juice) and saying something to himself. Who wants to bet it's "Mada Mada Dane"?

Ready to make the announcement, Fuji stood up and waited for attention. Momo, Eiji and Jirou stopped playing with food, (leaving scraps of jelly and other untold horrors dripping off their clothes) Atobe managed to stop complaining about the lack of quality of everything, and Inui, Ryoma and Yuushi simply turned around. The only ones who did not were Mizuki, who was still dead drunk, and Shinji, who continued muttering about how the race of people had degenerated into savagery, completely devoid of all manners. Satisfied, Fuji began the announcement.

"Tezuka and I thank you all very much for your presence here today. As it will be late when the party ends, and you all have far to travel, we have discussed the matter and we decided to invite you to stay here for a few days until you are rested and ready to start the return journey. It will also give time for some of us to regain their health," he said, glancing at an over-innocent Inui, "...and for others to recover from their, um..." glancing at a miserable Yuuta with Mizuki asleep in his lap, "...hangovers. Hope you will accept our invitation."

And having said that...

More booze was brought and the rock music turned on. Each person's face lighted up as the party began.

End

A/N: Phew, it's a relief to have ended this fic. I thought it'd never happen. I had severe writer's block while writing this, so it's probably rather sucky as compared to the other 2 chapters. I think there might be some stuff I didn't explain or follow up on, but I don't know what, so bear with me. Heh, I might do a sequel to this, not sure though. But you'll know if I do. Hope you liked it!