"Why hello thar, Gourry." That was Lina speaking.
"You have awfully large breasts, Lina. I am impressed."
"Thanks" Lina giggled, her massive, sopping wet breasts jiggling against her tight white T-shirt.
They were in the middle of a park, and Lina had been caught off guard by Zelgadis, who cast a powerful "Water Fight" magik upon her. Lina, old as she was, had no defense against the spell, and was forced to spend the rest of the day, water dripping from her soaked clothing, her absolutely enormous titties all but exposed to the world. She was drawing a lot of attention from the families picnicking nearby...especially one little boy, maybe six years old, who couldn't stop staring.
Suddenly, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun came running through, chased by several police officers. Lina stopped one of them.
"Hey guys, what's goin on in dis police chase?", she asked politely.
By now, every officer had stopped chasing Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun to stare at Lina's enormous rack. "Oh, well she was stealing again...you know how Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun gets. Fucking psycho." Then the police officers went home, probably to fap because of how huge Lina's still soaking wet breasts were.
Then Lina was like "Okay I'm bored" and Gourry was like "My name sucks :(" so Lina summoned her Dragon Slave. She was probably gonna do something creepy with it but somehow her regular Dragon Slave had been replaced by Filia Ul Copt.
Filia Ul Copt: Who summoned me lol
Lina: Who r u lol
Filia Ul Copt: Filia Ul Copt lol
Lina: I dunno how to pronounce that lol ;;
So Lina dismissed her.
After that they went for a walk in the nearby town square.
"What's the Ruby-Eye doing in the town square?" Gourry asked.
"I don't know", Lina said in her usual, peaceful voice. "Let's go find out."
Calm and collected as always, Gourry thought.
Ruby-Eye was sitting in the bar, drinking a beer, when Lina and Gourry entered the tavern. "What you want" Ruby-Eye said and laughed.
"I'll have martini please" Lina said and winked.
"Just one for me" Gourry quipped.
The nearby Latin professor burst into tears laughing. Ruby-Eye sat in stunned silence.
Suddenly they heard a hue and cry from the park.
"Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun is at it again!" a voice screamed. "AFTER HER!"
"Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me you big fat man!" Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun laughed tauntingly and as she ran into the bar and started breaking chairs with her mighty sword. Ruby-Eye gave Lina and Gourry all of his power and turned into a robe, allowing them to stop Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun with their newfound might. When the police arrived, they handcuffed Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun and took her off to jail. Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun yelled "Curse you, Lina and Gourry" almost a hundred times as they took her away.
"Well, that's the last we'll be seeing of that criminal Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun!" Lina said.
"I sure hope so!" said Gourry.
Lina, Gourry, and the tavern patrons all shared a good laugh at that.
Next Chapter: The return of Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun !