Chapter 2 - Food or Something Else?

'I told you it was a cookbook!' Luffy told them happily, 'Sanji, cook it, cook it!'

'Yea, Sanji. We have the materials and stuffs to make from the last Island.' Chopper agreed happily, as usual with Luffy's offer.

'FOOD, SANJI FOOD' Luffy yelled.

While the guys were agreeing, the lady's were dealing with another problem…

'Ms. Navigator, can you think of any reason why the book is still dry?' Robin questioned Nami.

'Maybe it was just dropped?' Nami answered.

'No… I think its something else. The cookbook is so old, and it seemed like it was scratched and burned….' Her voice trailed of. 'Mr. Cook, can I see the cookbook for a while?'

'Of course, my lovely Robin-chan. How about a kiss from me?' Sanji's eyes went 'hearty' as usual. That earned him a fist from Nami. 'Powerful arms there, my love.'

Robin checked the book. ' I was right, it seems like someone wanted to destroy the book, but burning it or cutting it didn't work. The book must have magical powers…'

'Hmm…' it was all Nami answered.

'Love-cook, just cook the food!' Zoro shouted above the noise, half annoyed.

Everybody stopped and looked at Zoro with a surprised look.

'What? The captain said so…' Zoro said, breaking the silence, 'cant do anything about it… can you?'

So Sanji eventually started cooking…

'Hmm… 2 3/4 cups of flour, 7 grams of hot sauce, 8 dips of oil, 4 1/3 cups of melted butter, 1 bag of chipped mayonnaise, is that really edible? ' Sanji wondered our loud.

So Sanji gave Robin and Nami the delicate food, while giving Chopper and Luffy the weird kind of food.

'Robin-chan and Nami-san, my love, here are your deserts.' Sanji sang out.

'Thank you, Mr. Cook.' Robin said politely, but her eyes were focused on the sleeping sword man.

'Thank you, Sanji-kun,' Nami said, then she eyed at Sanji's other plate – the plate with weird food, 'are you sure that its even edible?' Nami questioned.

'Of course I'm not sure, that's why they are eating it first!' Sanji winked at Nami.

'Luffy, Chopper, FOOD!' Sanji shouted.

'Yay! Thanks Sanji' the cried as they gobbled food into their mouth.

Luffy and Chopper ate it happily, so Sanji decided to make more…

'2 quarts of milk, 1 package of cheddar cheese cracker, 1 bottle of hot chili sauce…'

'Chocolate chip cookies, milk, 24 bottles of beer, tomato, beetles…'

'FOOD!' Sanji yelled again.

Luffy and Chopper came running for food, not caring WHAT the ingredients were…

They gulped the whole thing down… gradually, Chopper became sick, while Luffy, on the other hand, had no effect.

'CHOPPER!' Nami cried, and Robin came running behind her and running to Chopper.

'Sanji! What the hell did you do to them!' Nami yelled at Sanji angrily. 'What is YOUR problem?' She flipped through the cookbook. 'BEETLES! Hahaha, that's not CLOSE to a food ingredient!' she thundered.

Nami was still yelling at Sanji one hour later.

'Um, Nami…' Robin started.

Nami ignored her and kept yelling.

'Ms. Navigator,' Robin started again.

Nami ignored her AGAIN.

'Ms. Navigator,' Robin said louder this time. She dared not to yell at Nami.

Nami looked annoyed, so she started walking away.

GAHH! What am I doing? Robin doesn't dare YELL at Nami. I should help her… right? What should I say? UM. Stupid, why can't I think of the right thing to say in the right time? Fine, I'll give this a try…Zoro thought

'Nami! Will you just SHUT UP and listen to what Robin has to say!' Zoro 'defended' Robin. Incredulously, Nami became quiet.

At this point, Robin's heart flipped.

'HMPH' was all Nami answered.

'Shouldn't you first take care of…' Robin said quietly.

'Right,' Nami huffed.

'Luffy take Chopper' Nami commanded.