This is short-I know.
Don't hate me! Don't hate the pathetic.
Lame, huh?
Oh, and some of these lines is NOT MINE, from Written in the Stars and from Tippecanoe and Taylor Too.
THE NEXT DAY:
Lorelai walked to Luke's like she did every morning, as per routine. Only this time it was different.
Very different.
She was dating-and now, sleeping with the proprietor of the business that she was about to enter.
I wonder if I get to go behind the counter now!
She opened the door and stepped inside, to the wonderful music of the bell overhead. The diner was moderately busy, a few empty tables. Luke walked by her, serving the table by the window, thinking that she'd go sit down at the counter, but since this was Lorelai, things were never ordinary.
He watched as she casually placed her purse down at the counter, and walked behind it, pulling out a mug and started to pour her own coffee. He tried not to smile despite how cute, yet wrong, it was.
He ran over to stop her in mid-pour.
"What are you doing?"
"Getting coffee."
"You still can't come behind the counter."
"And why ever not?"
"Because it's mine."
"Wow. Sleeping with you is getting me nothing!" She teased.
"Could you not yell that out to the rest of my diner?"
"Oh, course not, George! Or should I call you by the name we used last night?" She said rather loud with an awkward wink.
"Jeez." He huffed and walked away.
"Oh, thank God you don't have a Latin accent, or you'd be completely irresistible!" she called after him as she sat down, and downed her precious liquid.
After a few minutes he returned behind the counter-their normal position. Lorelai, pretending to kiss the mug.
"People have to drink from those you know."
"I know." She said in between kisses.
"Is it really that good?"
"Oh yes!" She said, but then she got an idea. "YES! YESSS! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! OH!" She was screaming, eyes closed, and banging her hands against the counter.
"Stop that!"
"OH! OHHHHH!" She continued.
The few people in the diner began to stare.
"People are looking at you weird!" He was turning red. "Sorry, she's just on a caffeine frenzy, the doctors are coming for her tomorrow." He assured the rest of the customers.
She continues to moan, sway her head from side to side, and bang her hands against the counter for a few more "OH!"'s until she got tired.
"Oh! Come ON! Have you not seen 'When Harry Met Sally'?" She said after she stopped.
"No."
"You are uber-monk!"
"Just the way you like it." He flirted.
"You have no idea." She returned the favor, inching closer over the counter, where she pecked him on the lips, not realizing that they were in public.
"OH MY GOD!" she heard Babette shriek behind her.
Oh, crap!
She got up and ran out the door, to spread the news that Luke and Lorelai are together-finally.
"I'm sorry! I forgot!" Lorelai apologized after she left.
"It's okay, now everyone will know in 15 minutes."
"Hmm, guess so. In that case..." they kissed again, and she skipped out the door. "I'll call you later!" she called behind her, before shutting the door. "And, one last thing. I enjoy annoying you, George!"
He smiled, still not being able to believe that LORELAI GILMORE was his girlfriend, after so long.
He looked out to the crowd, and saw that they were all staring at him, and after a beat, they resumed talking and eating-as normal.
Well, not everything was, TOTALLY normal now.
Once again, STOP GIGGLING!
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