hi again thanks for the graterevews - im just tryin a diferent tack hear so bear with me, sorry i avnt updated, but please enjoyanyway. oh and as usual - please dont forget to revew.

After Daisuke had been umm slightly disturbed by Satoshi, Riku and an ammoniums nurse (I don't wanna lay it on to thick) the kind writer thought shed try a whole new perspective so as dark sat in the pitch black reflecting on how he could make the last chapter happen in real life. The stage was being set for a whole new setting

Dark: you finished yet – some people are trying to think up evil plans.

Pip: oh is krad here?

Dark: why can't I be evil for once?

Pip: I dunno but at the moment I don't exactly care.

Dark: ok… what's up next?

Pip: well go see for your self.

Lights turn on to revel Risa and Emiko standing around on a stage

Risa: ok let's go.

Dark: oh no Risa isn't gonna sing again is she?

Emiko: The French were bred to die for love. hits Risa in the face.

Risa: they delight in fighting duels. hits Emiko back.

Emiko: but I prefer a man who lives…

Risa: steps in front of Emiko …and gives expensive – hint, hint - jewels.

Dark: do I sense a little bit of tension here?

Kosuke: yeh they've been arguing for ages, just grin and bear it.

Emiko: A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
but diamonds are a girl's best friend. She holds her hand out to Kosuke but brings it up hitting him in the chin and waking Risa in the face.

Kosuke: she's lovely really (god that hurt)

Risa: A kiss may be grand – kisses Dark - but it won't pay the rental
on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.

Dark: then why did you just kiss me?

Emiko: Men grow cold – looks pointedly at Kosuke- as girls grow old
and we all lose our charms in the end.

Kosuke: what?

Risa: - you lost yours ages ago - But square-cut or pear-shaped
these rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Kosuke: do you think they're hinting at something?

Dark: hmmmmmmmmm maybe but I cant think what?

Emiko: Tiffany's... – strikes a pose-

Risa: Cartiè... Risa steps in front of her also striking a pose.

Emiko: black… steps in front

Risa: star… buts in

Emiko: Ross… shoving Risa out the way

Risa: gore -pushes Emiko off stage

Emiko: - runs over to Kosuke - Talk to me, kosuke Niwa tell me all about it!

Daisuke – sound of vomiting.

Emiko: There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer (winks at dark and Daiki)
but diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Risa: There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer
thinks you're awful nice…
but get that ice or else no dice. Looks disgruntled – that's never gonna happen to me-

Emiko: - climbs back on stage - He's your guy when stocks are high
but beware when they start to descend,

Risa: It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Emiko: I've heard of affairs that are strictly platonic
but diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Risa: - shoves Emiko away - and I think affairs that you must keep liaisonic
are better bets if little pets get big baguettes. – Heh Heh –

Dark: your evil.

Emiko: - walks over to Daiki Time rolls on and youth is gone
and you can't straighten up when you bend - grabs his walking stick and pushes him over-

Daiki: OWWWWWWW M'BACK

Risa: but stiff back or stiff knees – looks a Emiko who looks like she's gonna spit poison any time now…
you stand straight as …

Emiko: tiffany's twirls Daiki's stick around.

Risa: Diamonds…

Emiko: Diamonds...
- I don't mean rhinestones – obviously

Risa: shoves Emiko away but Diamonds Are A Girl's Best…

Emiko: Emiko walks on and very calmly pushes Risa away to the other side of the stage and leans on her. Best friend. Winks.

well wadd'ya think love it or hate it please let me not - and if you have any idears for songs or anything please let me know - TTFN.